Humour & Riddles Books

Mycroft Critter has been a constant companion since I was at school. He entertained me, said things I could never say,and he had a lifelong friend in Hydrant who was a source of wisdom, mystery and comedy. Sometimes he says things which might be...

A massive collection of Doctor Doctor themed jokes by Andrew Madden. Over 200 jokes, some old, some re-written, and over 100 being completely brand-spanking new in this side-splittingly funny Official Book.

Until he won a short story competition with a prize of £50,000, E. Rick Jones didn't have any problems or at least no more than any other neurotic writer who spent most of his life in his writing shed at the end of his garden. The problem was that in...

A bulletproof manual every girl and young woman should read from cover to cover! Great tips, tasks, and advice to snag a guy. Madame Magdalena has got you covered from the first encounter to the family lunch."I don't know if men should love or fear...

I am happily married to my childhood sweetheart Neil. We are blessed to have a gorgeous girl Paris and a beautiful boy William. I have a labradorable too called Georgie who keeps everything real and unique.I love to read and write. It is self-education...

239 poems about what the Americans call soccer, most of them darkly funny, some of them wistful and nostalgic, a few angry.This is the cumulation of Peter Goulding's 15 years writing football poetry.

SOFTBACK VERSIONWhy is the Lord obsessed with cows?Do Buffalo have wings?How strong was the herb that was good?You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for...

El autor nos presenta 25 historias desde una perspectiva algo perversa y con el característico (no tan) fino humor, como lo es el del venezolano. Son situaciones algo bizarras que le pueden pasar a cualquiera de nosotros en algún momento del tiempo y el...

C'è chi dice che. Anch'io dico che. Che è tutto un magna magna, come in Grecia, la Magna Grecia. C'è chi viene trovato con le mani nel barattolo dell'Epo, Schwazer: "È colpa mia". Il padre: "E' colpa mia". La fidanzata: "E' colpa mia". Il Papa: "E' colpa...

You know what they say, you are what you eat, and Jolie and Ava are about to turn into everything they have been craving including pounds of chocolate, pizza, pickles, and ice cream.Mafia, urban sprawl, gentrification, newborn babies, and the lives of...

Drabble Harvest holds themed contests three times a year, and publishes the best of those contests. In this one the theme was Interplanetary TimeShare. Too many guests spoil the time-share arrangements. And with interplanetary time-share plans,...

A light-hearted look at the things, good and not-so-good, that happen to us as we age. Are we Seniors (well, we're not in high school) or Baby Boomers? How do we cut our toenails if we can't reach them? What do we do about our gray hair and those...

Bears can be scary beasts...or do dumb things like getting stuck in garbage cans. In this charmingly illustrated collection of humorous poems and stories, author/illustrator Leonard Brett celebrates all things bears, particularly human/bear interactions...

2020. Yeah, that. Everything stopped except Marg Heidebrecht's habit of writing for ninety minutes a day. Four years, forty essays later, the author of In the Shade: Friendship, Loss, and the Bruce Trail provides us with this new collection. Intended as...

Dog and Cat probably are friends, but they’ll never admit it in public. Living in the same house, they have similar interests, such as bodgering in the garage or gardening when the weather is fine. They could watch it for hours, offering critical advice...

Desperate for a job in the summer of 1979, two college friends decided to sell educational books door-to-door, on commission, 1,500 miles away from home. It was a ridiculous thing to do, and everyone told them so. But they did it anyway, and proceeded to...

“Fabulously funny - a real must for lovers of all things Greek.”After living in Greece for thirteen years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his wife Penny found so bizarre at the...

Witty, Quirky, Clever. - Very rarely does an Australian book come along that is so universally useful and acclaimed. In this volume are 23 wonderful categories from The Nonsense of Politics to Romance vs Sex and more than 4,000 quips to cover every...

For those who are crazy enough to keep failing...Award winning entrepreneur and author of popular webcomic series EntrepreNo's: Secret to Startup Failure Sonia Lin unveils a startup life full of failures, based off her iconic humor in the webcomics that...

About the AuthorDavid Ossman, one of the four creators of The Firesign Theatre, three-time Grammy nominees, known as "The Beatles of Comedy," has been publishing poetry in books, anthologies and magazines since his teen years. Most of the poems in...

*Got A Monster Under Your Bed?*Have You Seen A UFO?*Ever Worry You'll Be Struck Down By Lightning By God?*Hold On—Ever Wonder About Anything?Whew! Okay-Good!Bloggers, Nina and Joe, have formed a "SECRET SOCIETY" where their opinions...

The Ugly One in the Middle is about Stan Campbell's wicked, and often witty story of the search for two people, his birth mom, and the angelic, sensual woman of his dreams. Kind of romantic, right? But, wait...there is humor, mystery and intrigue. Just...

No one pulls this puppet’s strings...Felty Fuzzpalace isn’t your average puppet. Brought to life by a combination of love and magic, Felty is forced to navigate the treacherous problems of the real world. And right off the bat, he finds...

Stories to warm your heart, make you nod in understanding, and remind you of the extraordinary blessings that come with being a boy mom.Life in the Estrogen-Free Zone is a delightful compilation of laughter, love, and godly advice from moms who...

Take one part bloodsucker, one part magician, one part ruthless huntress, and throw in a little bondage. What do you get? An all-out battle where arrows fly, teeth gnash, and magic spells clash. Who will survive? Find out in "50 Shades of the...

An Amazing story of a ten year old boys adventure of coming from England to Australia with his parents in 1959.It tells of the family's ten moves to different New South Wales towns, within ten years, whilst his father sought work, from a ferry skipper to...

From Angola - scene of one of southern Africa's longest and bitterest colonial struggles - comes the refreshing comedy of "Mestre" Tamoda. The archetypal bush lawyer, mock rhetorician and speechifier, Tamoda is the creation of Uanhenga Xitu, one of...

It was a bleak day when the Patterson's faithful 14-year-old sheep dog, Farley, died while saving young April from a raging river. Across the country, fans who read For Better or For Worse in some 1,600 daily newspapers, reacted with surprise and grief. ...

"My job isn't to revolutionize anything. My job is to give women a sense of relief, to acknowledge what they're struggling with." -Cathy GuisewiteLike women around the globe, Cathy has been constantly puzzled by her romantic relationships. From Irving to...

A self-help book for cats . . . and cat lovers!‘This is my world; I just allow others to live in it.’ — ChesterChester the Cat is talented, handsome and charming—think of a feline Jason Bourne who is so gifted he makes Albert...

Prolific author, Jim Connelly (the Tom and Anna series, Mountain Boy, Wild Beauty, Talk of the Town, Round and About in Gippsland) goes back to his early years to bring us this revealing account of growing up in a small Victorian country town. Garfield...

I created this book because I was sick of 'friends' borrowing my books and never returning them.I'm sure you've had it happen - you've raved about a favorite novel, pulled it off your shelf and then forgotten who you gave it to six...

People will go to extraordinary lengths to keep their families together, and for many this includes four-legged members. While it’s easier to travel with pets these days, it’s not always smooth sailing with animals onboard.From rambunctious...

A comic pseudo-history of the von Schnitzelgruber family in Australia who bred haggises for sport and trained kangaroos to draw the stage coaches that crossed Australia from Perth to Sydney. Other members of the family are described and the problems...

Loaded up on love, but at a loss for words?Does the thought of writing vows have you sweating?Just not the lovey-dovey type?This book is a lifesaver for the down-to-earth, the slightly nerdy, the "love you but not in love with love", the "know how I feel...

A mad romp around the world by a quirky data collecting redhead!A book for those who love Peter Moore. If you love Bill Bryson read this!Fran has a travel story for all 365 dates of the year, from Thanksgiving in New York, Christmas in Bethlehem, to New...

This book has been a handy little gem and I expect it will sell like hot cakes. My best enjoyment happens to be how this book can double up as a sexy pick up lines guide for the sexually frustrated who are interested. If you think this book is too sexy...

PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY is a satirical adaptation of Mark McKirdy's doctoral thesis on James Cook's first great ocean voyage in the Pacific from 1769 to 1771. The featured characters were all on board Cook's ship Endeavour and the places visited are...

Have you ever witnessed a person wearing a red string on their left hand, or touching their belly when they see a bride? What about avoiding walking underneath a ladder on the street?The Little Book of Old Wives' Tales is the first volume...

Can a chicken fall in love? This one does. He and the barnyard's martially-inclined duck live life on their own terms. The antics of these barnyard fowl and their irreverent observations about life and love will leave you laughing!A NEW...

Humorous, anecdotal stories from yesteryear and today, with my cousins, family and friends.

Richard is a bad driver. In fact, he drives like a Dick. Whether he is weaving in and out of lanes, doing 60 in a 30 or using his phone to text while on the move, he's a menace and a danger to others on the road! Written in rhyme and really...

With his life imperiled by the Mafia, Dr. Bob earns his keep by treating addicted Clairvoyants who fear they've lost their ability to reach souls in the hereafter - a rambunctious character's story told as literary fiction with a tongue-in-cheek sense of...

California knows how to party, and when it comes to entertaining people—from celebrities’ birthday bashes to prom celebrations—Captain Marky Mark, the founder of PartyLounge Transportation,California’s first State Licensed Motor...

There's an old saying that the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story is that a fairy tale starts off with "Once upon a time" and a sea story starts off with "This is no shit."Here in these pages is a heaping pile of "This is no shit" and it...

A list of 101 things that every Father should know or do with the Little Girls in his life.

During the course of his life, the author has traveled to over 50 countries, flown on many airlines, and lived on three continents. Today this may not be unusual, and there are many travel books which describe all of these remote and exotic places in...

EVERY famous author has encountered rejection of his work. Therefore, you have not had access to these never before published works... until now. For the first time, in Volume One, you may now read these recently discovered literary treasures: ...