Children's Humorous Stories Books

Will Bird ever find love? Things are looking kinda bleak for our friend with a beak. peep peep? is a sweet story of rejection that comes right down to the wire. 32 bright and brilliant illustrations make for a heartwarming bedtime story or the perfect...

Alexandria P. Knowitall, also known as Smart Alec Alex, is a 6th grader at T.K Spittle Middle School. Alex thinks she is the smartest kid in the school, but in reality, she is a smart aleck. With her snappy comebacks and her “I’m always...

The most exciting road trip in history begins! In this action-packed, New York Times bestselling adventure, twelve-year-old twins Coke and Pepsi McDonald embark on a family vacation you'll have to read to believe.Coke McDonald and his twin sister, Pepsi,...

Kestrel is out performed by a poodle?The clues are getting harder. When Pepper, the performing poodle is dog-napped, Kestrel races to the rescue. Is he out of luck as well as out of time?Join Kestrel and Skye on a circus tour filled with codes, villains...

Can friendship survive lies, a famous rock band, obsessive fans, and your own family?Sonia found her best friend online and can’t wait to meet her.Tressa has carefully faked a boring life. She needs her family to pretend to be normal for one week...

Awbrey wants a sister. Brody doesn't ever want to play dress-up or play with dolls. He would rather get dirty and play with wiggly bugs. Ewww!!!!! Surely, there's something she can do about having a brother. Can she trade him in?

"Looking for a fantastically fast-paced and funny read? Your wish is granted!" --Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library Twelve-year-old Ace's life is about to change in the most unexpected and...

Now sixteen, Andy Ritter Von Krumm is heading to veterinary college, the first step in achieving his dream of becoming an animal doctor. When his special friend, the magic pencil spirit, appears unexpectedly after a six-year absence Andy knows it means...

Vibrant, flamboyant, lovely and lively, Jeen the 'Tween' Green is a twelve-year-old Black girl who lives at the intersection of dream and reality.  In 2020, Lansing, Michigan, Jeen stays with her parents, grandmother and 'Baby' brother. Her...

Surrounded by all creatures gruesome and grotesque, Thisby Thestoop, the gamekeeper for the Black Mountain Dungeon, is getting roped into another job--saving the princess's skin--in the debut fantasy-adventure series by Zac Gorman, contributor to the...

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!In this eighth book in the new My Weirdest School series, it's Grandparents Day at Ella Mentry School! Alexia's grandmother Mrs. Master makes weird inventions for a...

With a dash of Lemony Snicket, a dollop of the Addams Family, and a hearty dose of adventure, New York Times bestselling author Natalie Lloyd introduces a new series about seven strange and adventurous siblings who tackle problems together--even when...

A hilariously subversive YA debut that explores the meaning of friendship and loyalty, and also why you should avoid being trapped in a small space with an angry chicken. Perfect for fans of Andrew Smith's Winger and Frank Portman's King Dork.It all...

Heroes and Villains, the seventh volume in Jon Scieszka's Guys Read Library of Great Reading, is chock-full of adventure featuring an array of characters--with and without capes.Featuring ten all-new, original stories that run the gamut from fantasy to...

WaitThe train was moving. Ry could hardly tell at first, but now he knew. It was gaining speed, and he wasn't fast enough to catch it. He had only gotten off for a minute, just to make a phone call--and now it was gone. He was in the middle of nowhere,...

A young Junebug wakes up to find that it's July 1st and his family has disappeared! To find his family, he needs to figure out: Where do Junebugs go in July?

Little Monster is getting ready to enjoy her day. The Sun is shining, birds are singing, it's the perfect day to play. But dear oh dear, her tummy goes topsy turvy after swinging, she crashes her bike and loses her ball. Just like with every little...

Sandy Huntington-Ackerman's life becomes increasingly complicated when his bungling, moneygrubbing uncles try to shanghai the family fortune by poisoning a birthday cake. Luckily, those conniving uncles prove yet again that they can't do anything...

The monsters send Ikky out into the Halloween Streets to bring back some children to scare. They hope he will not return. He has no friends and is unliked by the rest of the monsters because he has sticky, gluey bits all over his body. Ikky discovers...

When ten-year-old Andy Ritter von Krumm finds a magic pencil he discovers a world he didn't believe existed - the invisible, unworldly realm of good spirits and evil demons. He also learns there are evil demons in human form in the visible, worldly...

Amateur nature photographer Renata Quattro captures the hilarity of a saucy chipmunk named Nutmeg. Ms. Renata was working from home during the Covid-19 lockdown when a chipmunk jumped onto her laptop to indulge in her trail mix. Since then, the two have...

Dearest friend,   Tomorrow I fly to New Zealand, a country where my future master will no doubt teach me the deepest secrets of brewing the most marvelous, miraculous and magcal potions. Perhaps he will teach me how to make an invisibility...

Buzz and The Little Guy are brothers who like to go on adventures together. In this book, they travel to Glacier National Park in Montana. They hike and camp the trail to Hole-In-The-Wall, an amazing high mountain valley in the park's remote northern...

Don’t Use Granny’s Toothbrush is based on a true story. Annie and Poncho share many adventures on the ranch and this adventure is one you don’t want to miss! Annie takes good care of her horse Poncho, such good care that she needs a...

Deon Sanders is not a football player. In fact, he's not even an athlete. He is a poet. A very good poet. The only problem is Deon doesn't live in the type of neighborhood nor does he attend the type of school where poetry is cool. Deon lives in one of...

From the UNACCLAIMED AUTHOR of two SHORT STORIES YOU HAVE NEVER READ comes a tale of four friends (eventually five, if you count the extra kid) trying to find each other, trying to get home, and trying to figure out just what the noodle is NOT SPACE...

Lovable dancing dog Curly plays silly songs, wears crazy costumes, and invites you to help count down her top tunes.  For added fun, Curly shares a special surprise at the end of the book. With rhythmic text and page-turning costume fun, Curly...

Have you ever considered what will happen if a child becomes your next President? This fun-filled story is created by a 10-year-old author and he takes you through his important presidential duties with an exciting kiddy twist. You wouldn't believe...

Way up in the North Woods, twin moose babies, Alfonse and Abercrombie, are born. When they grow antlers, they strike out on their own. Soon Abercrombie is captured by two men who take him to Central Park Zoo in New York City. Alfonse escapes but falls...

Meet Maxy Quinn the world's unluckiest kid, whose life has been turned upside down ever since he found a reverse four-leaf clover that gave him the worst luck ever. Could you imagine dealing with your principal living next door, a psychic lizard, or how...

Ivan Morrow has spent his short life waiting for things to happen. Now something has happened. A distant ancestor from the past has entrusted him with something of great value and it has gone missing. But who stole it and how to get it back? He's...

Excuse Me! is a novel written by Rupert Hughes in 1911. The story follows the life of a young woman named Sylvia Marston, who is struggling to make a living as a singer in New York City. Sylvia is determined to make a name for herself in the music...

An exciting, funny story about a boy, Tim, who was afraid of the dark and to add to his woes, he had a monster living in his bathroom. He asks help from his friend next door to get rid of the monster, and their night of planned battling with the...

Conspiracy Prophecy II is totalism of prophecies and conspiracies. Its interpretations of Prophecies by parody are somewhat sourced from movies and mythologies, i.e. Hollywood works and Hellenistic worldviews. It seeks to ignite soul of all readers by...