Children's Humorous Stories Books

It's 5th Grade, and the Dudes are ready to rule the school.The mission:Inflate the class economy,Rock down the walls,Race to the state capitol, andTake over the governor's office.The Goal: To take possession of the most powerful dart gun ever...

What can a business man, a lazy donkey, and an elephant teach kids about success and friendship? Read along to find out in this playful romp by the award-winning author of The Magic of Friendship!Chatur the Laundry Man is a funny, lighthearted story with...

Maybe dinosaurs went to school,Or rode in cars and played sports too!Maybe you can imagine dino fun that could have been,Considering we don’t know it all from way back then.Perhaps one day we may know, and not just think,How cool it was that...

On December 17th, when Theo Bartlett and his little sisters, Olivia and Sophie, went into the woods behind their house to investigate the explosion they heard, the last thing they thought they'd find would be Santa Clause's sleigh, chock full of presents...

Funny wordplay that will get children excited to read about the wonders of the Christmas season and the characters who contribute to the magic...You See a WHAT?Illustrations and humorous text portray a young child's adventure exploring the wonders of the...

This book is the first book of a series by Lisa Phillips-Poovey. Lucy is her dog, and she has written wonderful stories about the beautiful black lab. Also, the author is also the illustrator of the simple, yet joyful picture throughout.

It is never too early to learn about idioms, and "My two cents worth" is one of those things we call idioms. The English language is a beautiful thing, all filled with nuances, metaphors and similes that you can learn as you read. The fun thing abut...

Two modern-day children. A pair of old shoes. And a time-traveling adventure.Join Taki and Toula as they’re launched back to the days of Ancient Greece. In their fifth adventure, Taki and Toula time travel to the Temple of Aphrodite. She is just as...

Could your pet secretly be a potato in disguise?!Evie's pet pug, Oxford, has a serious problem: he's addicted to crisps! So, when Evie wins an all-expenses-paid tour of the local crisp factory, it seems all of Oxford's dreams have come true. But little...

When Granny puts a pumpkin on her noggin, the whole family goes TOTALLY LOOP-THE-LOOP as the fruit gets stuck firm over poor Granny's perm. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the stranger Halloween becomes. Who can disguise a bonce of this...

Pyla the penguin always thought there was more to life than snow and ice – and that he might be good at more than shuffling about on top of it. But when his royal uncle, the King Penguin, sends him off to get some skills in the big wide world,...

Introducing Hetty Has Hiccups - a delightful children's picture book that will have young readers giggling and hiccupping along with the lovable hyena, Hetty!Hetty the hyena has a contagious laugh that can make even the grumpiest creatures crack a smile...

The third title in the Almondine book series is once again full of illustrations and funny moments. And this time, the story gets more shocking, with Alma having to face a challenge far beyond her means. But her stubborn and unconditional love...

Timothy has a great life, except for the misery caused by Mr & Mrs Fullofsnot's "Triplet Bullies" - Eddy, Neddy and Bert; who are a total pest to all the children at Timothy's school. Timothy calls on Uncle Fingers, Crazy Chris Smasher, Mad Dog...

Get ready to hold your breath as you follow Ellie on her smelly mission to clear the air and teach her big sister a lesson in the art of silent-but-stinky revenge. Based on a (mostly) true story, "Revenge Fart" is a hilarious showdown full of plots and...

A young banana likes being part of a bunch, but he's growing up and it's time to head off to school. Only he's afraid to go alone, and he'll do anything to stop the narrator from making him go...that is until he's shown all the fun things he'll miss out...

BLURB: People stuck inside of a tv show (Oh wait I ditched that idea), people being possessed by aliens at the CENSORED - Grantham, polite but unhinged Taco Ball staff with grenades!? Wormholes to anywhere in the universe (But with a terrible...

We are travelling in our campervan, why don't you come along?We will just make room for everyone, what could possibly go wrong?Come and join Ethel and Stan in this feel-good adventure, exploring the east coast of Australia, collecting unlikely friends...

We are travelling in our campervan, why don't you come along?We will just make room for everyone, what could possibly go wrong?Come And Join Us In Our Campervan just got even more fun! Help Ethel and Stan on their Australian adventure, by colouring in...

Life sucks for this brave little vacuum cleaner. Can he achieve domestic bliss or is he destined to lead a life unplugged?Meet Vinny Vac in this hilarious and heartwarming adventure as he comes up with a masterplan to fix his problem.A captivating,...

It's always tragic when old friends drift apart. The bears Prideful Pablo and Humble Hector are farmers who were great friends since the time they were both cubs. Pablo decides to embark on a long journey to visit Hector after they've been...

It falls somewhere between Monty Python and Winnie the Pooh. If you've ever been on a silly quest, you'll enjoy this fun and funny adventure starring a mouse and a bee, as they seek out the elusive Cheese Trees. Mouse & Bee is not necessarily a...

The XTRODINARIES have returned!Book 2 delivers another hilarious story with plenty of surprises and lessons along the way.It helps students overcome self-doubt and issues of self-esteem to become triumphant through effort and belief.Rina is one of the...

Katie Carlyle would be the first to tell you that living a secret second life is no joke. What would you do if you ran into your English teacher while spying undercover... AT A BAR? Which you know you shouldn't even be at because you're only fifteen, but...

No one ever said life was easy. Tone Provolone and Cheddar Chessman can attest to that. Their struggling shop - the Cheese-Ah-Breeze - is starved for customers and tormented by the stinking-rich Limburger, the big cheese of the town and their biggest...

The Adventures of Abigail Rosebud and the Haphazard Hat will leave your young readers wanting more. In this adventure, Abigail has developed a nose for fine flowers, and a knack for making new friends! Some of her friends are more unusual than others,...

Feathered Quill Book Reviews says: "another hilarious adventure that children will love."Seinfeld for kids!Chicken and Egg are out running errands on a lovely day. They stop at the pharmacy to pick up some medicine. This sparks a lengthy debate about...

This book tells a story with lots of famous storybook characters. It starts out as a courtroom trial and ends as a Thanksgiving story.

This fun and exciting children's book follows many different animals and their adventures being "in a pickle." All animals learn to overcome their dilemmas, meet new friends, be proud of their differences, and, above all, have fun! The different animals...

Then on the night of the full moon so round,what I saw shocked me so, I could not make a sound.A family adopts a little cat from a cat cafe.But is he the sweet, innocent kitty he pretends to be?This cat has a secret...

Winner of the Golden Wizard Book Prize!The adventures continue in the third book in the Max the Mine series. Join Max on his journey of personal growth as he discovers more about himself and his connection to others. Will his new interest be a...

PATRICK AND HIS FAMILY ARE TRYING TO SURVIVE CHRISTMAS... TOGETHER!Preparing for Christmas is never easy, especially if you are part of a large dysfunctional family who fights and argues all the time. Patrick, the second oldest sibling of 9 kids, is...

A much-loved classic!This delightful, fanciful book tells the "true" story of where Santa came from, how he travels around the world in one night, how he fits all those toys into one bag, where the elves came from, how the reindeer are able to fly, and...

Our heroine's great grandma comes to visit. And just as our heroine is going outside to play, her great grandma tells her to shake things up! Our heroine doesn't understand what her great grandma meant by what she said; and so, she goes about telling...

Everything in life is not about money.  The greatest president we have ever had in the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln, grew up in a log cabin, after all.  Have we strayed so far from what is right and just and good that we believe...

Sometimes when a family grows, children may worry that parents will love them less, or that there won’t be enough love left for them.  Use this ‘learn to read’ book to begin a discussion about the concept of love, and to reassure...

“A Book of Americans” is a collection of poems concerning important figures in early American history, written by Stephen Vincent Benét. This volume is highly recommended by poetry lovers with an interest in American history, and it is not to be missed...

What happens when you take a West Highland Terrier and place her on a farm in northern British Columbia? Adventure and heroic deeds! Children will delight in the tales of Maddy the Westie, a loveable character based on a real-life dog. "Maddy the Dragon...

Some-Things are all around us-hiding in our walls, beds, and underwear drawers, waiting to come out and throw a huge party!When Sebastian comes home to find his bedroom full of some One Hundred Thousand Some-Things, he demands they leave-but these tiny,...

David, whose friends call him "Rocket" is in the seventh grade at Grover Regional Middle and Elementary School. It is the last day of classes before April vacation and he and his best friend, a girl named James, are very excited.Suddenly they find...

"WHAAATCHAAAGUUNNAAAADOOOOO?" Thel asks all relatives, friends, or strangers, when determining which toilet they should use at her place. She'll ask you that, regardless of social occasion or relationship, out loud, in front of everyone. You better have...

A blue moon rose up in the sky. The warm air wafted around Perry.As he opened his eyes, he realized that he was in a barren desert. What had happened? The escape gem helped Perry escape from the hands of Azoth but was that all it did? Where was Perry?...

A rhyming tale about Blue, the cat, who just wants to lounge. But is she the laziest cat on any planet? The Laziest Cat on Earth is a made-for-children adventure to find the laziest cat in the universe. This search will bring them to faraway...

Have you ever wanted to know what an alien would do if it visited earth? Well in this hilarious story, you will find out just that. The great thing about this book is that you heighten the imagination along the way.If an alien visited Earth, what would...

Why are all the Christian reindeer working on Christmas Eve when they should be home with their own families? Join Hershel the Jewish reindeer as he and his friends of every religion, including a Hindu elf, Muslim gnome, Buddhist reindeer, atheist...

In a pleasant little town lives a normal family with a mom, a dad and two beautiful children. There is just one thing that makes this family different from most other families; they don't have a dog, a cat, or pets of any kind. Instead, they have a...

Our favorite teenage life coach is back, but this time he's got his own problems. Finn loves tennis, but when he plays at his first major tennis tournament, he freezes. Not only is he super mortified, he feels like he's disappointing everyone. Maybe he's...