Children's Humorous Stories Books

What would you risk to protect your secrets?Bowie Monroe knows a lot about keeping secrets.She's been helping her "boyfriend" keep his secret for the past three years. A devoted friend, daughter, and "girlfriend," everyone can count on Bowie to come...

Prepare for spine-chilling giggles, bone-rattling laughter, and perhaps even jubilant shrieks as you immerse yourself in this spooky guessing game. "Whose Buns Are These : Halloween Buns." embarks on a ghostly voyage through Halloween creatures, offering...

Embark on a bun-believable journey with "Whose Buns Are These: Farm Buns," a whimsical and rhyming guessing game farm adventure for kids ages 4-8. This enchanting children's book invites young readers into a world of laughter, brought to life with...

Will Katie outsmart Brain and follow her heart? Or will she let Brain talk her out of her dream?Have you ever wanted something so much and were all set to go through with it until you started listening to your brain? Did your brain try to talk you out of...

Who said fruits and vegetables aren't exciting? Two superhero-loving young brothers are stunned when the vitamins in their vegetables come to life and introduce them to the real-life marvels of nutrition.

A backyard is a safe space for dogs to run free and kids to go wild. But what happens when a backyard is ignored? My Backyard Ate My Brother! is an action-packed story of a backyard that becomes an "om-NEE-vore" and eats everything in sight! This...

Cannoli loves Thanksgiving! It's his favorite holiday. So, when he and his owner notice the shops in town are decorated for Christmas before the big day, he begins to wonder: Is Thanksgiving canceled?  With help from his owner and his doggie...

In this humorous early reader picture book, it is the first day of school for Ghost, but his friend Monster tries to tell him why ghosts don't go to school. Sometimes our friends tell us things that are not true, even though they mean well. Will Ghost...

Earthlings are great pets here on planet Blorx. After begging her mom for years, Zira finally gets her own pet earthie, Rolo! His life in his new home is easy, with plenty of treats, naps, and walks to the earthling park - but also goopy canned food and...

Who said fruits and vegetables aren't exciting? Two superhero-loving young brothers are stunned when the vitamins in their vegetables come to life and introduce them to the real-life marvels of nutrition.

Betty can't stop changing her hair!Betty the pig is not like other pigs, while other pigs play in the mud, she is making sure that she has the coolest color hair every day.Nothing much matters to Betty besides her wig collection, it is her most prized...

Who is the griefer terrorizing the tundra? Where did all the redstone go? Is Frank a zombie now? Lyra, Frank, and her mysterious new friend Ygris travel to the freezing northern biomes in their mission to capture Luther. Tons of new enemies, a weird...

Unlock the Mystery of Sleepy Hollow with Carter the Farter and Toot in this Spine-Tingling Halloween Adventure! Get ready for a Halloween adventure like no other with "Stinky Hollow and the Headless Horse Fart," a whirlwind of mystery, humor, and...

 Introducing "Stinky and The Dung Beetle: An Adventure!"Calling all young explorers and curious minds, get ready for a wild journey into the fascinating world of the unsung heroes of nature—dung beetles! Join us as we embark on an...

Here comes another in Giggle Poetry! This quirky story details a sweet yet unconventional friendship between a girl and her pet albino cockroach, Princess. One misstep later... and it's over all too soon!

"The Shark Who Only Wanted French Fries" is a fun and imaginative children's book about a shark with an unusual taste.The story follows the shark on its journey to find its favorite meal: crispy, delicious French fries.Along the way, the shark learns the...

Contos Novos" é uma coletânea de contos escrita por Mário de Andrade, publicada em 1947. Nessa obra, o autor apresenta uma variedade de histórias que exploram diferentes aspectos da sociedade brasileira, abordando temas como a vida urbana, a cultura...

Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas" é uma obra-prima da literatura brasileira escrita por Machado de Assis e publicada em 1881. O livro é narrado pelo defunto autor Brás Cubas, que relata suas memórias de forma irreverente e sarcástica. Através de uma prosa...

Eigentlich, so findet Jule, ist Sascha ein ziemlich brauchbarer Bruder. Außer es geht ums Essen. Dann nämlich richtet er jedes Mal eine solche Schweinerei an, dass Jules Eltern ihn nur noch "Schweinebär" schimpfen.Eines Morgens jedoch verwandelt sich...

This edition uses a larger, more clearly defined font to aid reading for children with dyslexia. A standard edition is also available.Awarded the LoveReading4Kids "Indie Books We Love" award.Winner of a Readers' Favorite 5 Star...

"HELP! HELP! HELP! The cat is sleeping on my head!" Although Gryphon's mom keeps removing the cat from her son's bedroom, nothing seems to stop the determined feline from returning. Will Gryphon be able to get a good night's sleep? Read this humorous...

Jerry the Squirrel loves inventing... and he's pretty good at it. What he's not good at, however, is making sure his inventions only do what he wants them to do.Join Jerry the Squirrel in this fun set of short stories as his Nut Harvester turns into a...

Liam is lost is a frozen wasteland with nothing but his thin football uniform to keep him warm.It’s the third time he’s been pulled into Arestana, and it’s by far the most challenging journey he will face. His quest is not only to save...

A small mistake could potentially haunt you for years to come, and one little 'slip' could be what haunts Stan for the rest of his life!It may have started with an epic taco fiesta to end all taco fiestas but ended with the mother of all...

Learn about rescue dogs, geography, loyalty, and inner thoughts of the mind of a dog.No matter the size of the dog, they truly are special and bring such joy to owners, friends, and strangers.Benny has come into our family and has changed our lives. He...

Pudge straps in for the ride of his life!Thrill-seeker Pudge Amazon has one goal at the town carnival-to brave the Death Spiral, the scariest ride ever. But when a classmate goes missing, he must search the nearby woods to find her and get back to the...

Wouldn't it be fun to start a food fight?What would happen if I shouted in the library?... And do boogers taste like sugar?Self-control can be tricky, particularly for curious kids who just want to explore. But it's important to understand the power and...

Arnie se queda solo en casa, lo que significa que es tiempo de fiesta para este perro y sus amigoscaninos. Música esta sonando y los perros bailan, pero Stanley la ardilla también quiere entrar. Nunca ha ido a una fiesta. A medida que las cosas comienzan...

The night is dark, the moon is high, And down the hall the Hair Fairies fly, Caramels and candy what a sticky delight, But a hairy situation is brewing tonight! One fairy is up to some Halloween tricks, With an eerie mess that must be fixed! The rest are...

(Bilingual English-Polish edition) In this very humorous tale, a man greedily hopes to have the skills and senses of a different animal but is so impatient to have his wish granted that he finds himself limiting his abilities, rather than enhancing them...

There is nothing as funny as a giraffe who makes you laugh. Not a pig dancing a jig. Not a flamingo playing bingo. Not a cat swinging a bat. Nothing. Or is there?

What's small and round... cute and fuzzy all over... with a curly bottom? You guessed it, Greta the Happy-Maker! "Greta the Happy-Maker Makes A Friend" is Book 1 in the uniquely special Children's Picture Book Series that centers on the adventures (and...

That dumb old Tiger is hopeless!Now he's gone and gotten himself tigernapped!Never fear though. Detective T-Rab's on the case, which is a good thing since there are no clues and way too many suspects. The only one T-Rab knows is innocent is the...

Happy Winter...or not...because this is the WORST Winter book in the whole entire world! What could possibly be so bad about a book that takes place during the most magical time of the year? What's the deal with the snowman?? Will Nameless the Rock...

It's 5th Grade, and the Dudes are ready to rule the school.The mission:Inflate the class economy,Rock down the walls,Race to the state capitol, andTake over the governor's office.The Goal: To take possession of the most powerful dart gun ever...

What can a business man, a lazy donkey, and an elephant teach kids about success and friendship? Read along to find out in this playful romp by the award-winning author of The Magic of Friendship!Chatur the Laundry Man is a funny, lighthearted story with...

Maybe dinosaurs went to school,Or rode in cars and played sports too!Maybe you can imagine dino fun that could have been,Considering we don’t know it all from way back then.Perhaps one day we may know, and not just think,How cool it was that...

On December 17th, when Theo Bartlett and his little sisters, Olivia and Sophie, went into the woods behind their house to investigate the explosion they heard, the last thing they thought they'd find would be Santa Clause's sleigh, chock full of presents...

Funny wordplay that will get children excited to read about the wonders of the Christmas season and the characters who contribute to the magic...You See a WHAT?Illustrations and humorous text portray a young child's adventure exploring the wonders of the...

This book is the first book of a series by Lisa Phillips-Poovey. Lucy is her dog, and she has written wonderful stories about the beautiful black lab. Also, the author is also the illustrator of the simple, yet joyful picture throughout.

It is never too early to learn about idioms, and "My two cents worth" is one of those things we call idioms. The English language is a beautiful thing, all filled with nuances, metaphors and similes that you can learn as you read. The fun thing abut...

Two modern-day children. A pair of old shoes. And a time-traveling adventure.Join Taki and Toula as they’re launched back to the days of Ancient Greece. In their fifth adventure, Taki and Toula time travel to the Temple of Aphrodite. She is just as...

Could your pet secretly be a potato in disguise?!Evie's pet pug, Oxford, has a serious problem: he's addicted to crisps! So, when Evie wins an all-expenses-paid tour of the local crisp factory, it seems all of Oxford's dreams have come true. But little...

When Granny puts a pumpkin on her noggin, the whole family goes TOTALLY LOOP-THE-LOOP as the fruit gets stuck firm over poor Granny's perm. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the stranger Halloween becomes. Who can disguise a bonce of this...

Pyla the penguin always thought there was more to life than snow and ice – and that he might be good at more than shuffling about on top of it. But when his royal uncle, the King Penguin, sends him off to get some skills in the big wide world,...