Children's Humorous Stories Books

Love can never be bought or sold, and neither can kindness.  But if you think of it as a sort of currency, then if you are in for a penny, you may as well be in for a pound; and it doesn‛t matter if the currency is in pounds or dollars or or...

What does it mean when a new day has come?  It means every single day brings a brand new opportunity for you to live your life to the fullest.  And this is why you need to be thankful for every single day of your life!  You mustn’t...

Have fun practicing reading skills with this ‘learn to read’ book written and illustrated by the award winning author, attorney and former teacher, Penelope Dyan, that is filled with a cast of familiar Penelope Dyan characters, word...

Life has many ups and downs, and life surges just like the waves of the ocean. But what does it mean in life to 'make waves'? Our heroine wonders about that when her dear, sweet mother tells her to, "Make waves!" Think about what you think it means to...

Our heroine's great grandma tells her, "Look before you leap! And think before you speak!" AND our heroine imply doesn't understand why her great grandma said this, and she doesn't understand what her great grandma meant by what she said. And so, our...

Mr. Clutterbuck's Election is a political satire novel written by Hilaire Belloc and published in 1908. The story revolves around the fictional English town of Hoho, where a parliamentary by-election is about to take place. The main character, Mr...

Sixteen-year-old Belle Montague's family history is haunting her. Literally. With sudden blood on her hands, she must leave behind everything she knows to live with her ultra-rich and mysterious aunt in the most elite city in the country,...

Humor, wit, and the absurd are the driving forces behind these high-tech, crime fighting, potty adventures! From award-winning cartoonist and children's writer, Darryl Kluskowski, comes the first book in a brilliantly written series of illustrated...

"The House of Hounds is a spectacular crowd, where any four legged friend is allowed. These pups are deserving of honor and glory, their greatness is seen in every story."A beautiful book of lyrical text and magnificent artwork.Dogs are the best! And...

Life on the driveway can be tough. And for a chalk ninja, children can be even tougher!But the heroes in this book will not snap under pressure and refuse to be ground into dust.The driveway dojo teaches them about the importance of practice,...

Way is an elephant blanket that was gifted to Willy before he was born. The two did everything together, including vacation. One vacation, Way was left behind and Willy was devastated. Willy did not give up hope that Way would one day return. With...

Dive into a Whimsical World with Every Letter - 26 Adventures Await Inside!Unveil a universe where every letter leaps off the page and into the hearts of young readers! Crafted for curious kids aged 4-7, this mesmerizing book transforms the alphabet from...

Curious Cats is a charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about the world's most popular and beloved pets- cats! Come learn about the different cats and what cats are most known for. This small book is filled with colorful pictures to...

'Twas sometime before Christmas, somewhere in the North Pole, when a piece of lint named Bobby emerged from his hole. And he entered a world full of joy, peace, and love, where the spirit of Christmas embraced the little fuzz. Join Santa and...

Terry's friend, Brenda, is in trouble,but Terry doesn't know how to fly yet.How can he help her?Will she get eaten by the monster dinosaur?Or will Terry save the day?

(Zweisprachige Ausgabe Deutsch-Urdu) Als ein Junge ein anderes Dorf besucht, ist er überrascht, dass die Dorfbewohner sich vor etwas fürchten, das sie - nur weil sie es noch nie zuvor gesehen haben - für ein schreckliches, gefährliches Tier halten...

Things are confusing for Thom Wilcox and they are not getting any simpler.Thom has lived next door to his best friend, A.J. Lopez, all his life. Ever since they were put in the same playpen as babies, they've spent all their time together as geeks -...

Sid from Mackerel Town is a wacky, rhyming tale, made for sharing aloud. Sid is fed up with the constant destruction caused by the hero and villain of Mackerel Town, as they clash in their daily brawl. He decides to take matters into his own fins.....

My Two Dogs -Their Two Stories (Two Complete Books in One) by Christina J Donato presents two beautifully crafted and brilliantly illustrated stories of two dogs, Belle and Grady. In The Saddest Dog Finds a Friend, Belle is a lonely, sad dog...

The award-winning team behind Please Don't Tell Cooper He's a Dog returns with a delightful new canine adventure. Cooper the rescue dog makes a daring escape from his yard. When he returns home with his new friend, Jack the Rabbit, the fun is just...

It's 1883, and a brave adventurer named Truman sets out to find a treasure beyond his wildest imaginations. Guided by a map, Truman, along with Pa, Ma, and his horse Jasper, quickly find themselves in the High Country of the Sierra Nevadas. In this...

Seinfeld for kids!Chicken has a crush on Dolly Duck. She's pretty and nice and she smells like a pond on a summer day. Egg fancies Dolly's friend, Eggwina. It will take courage to ask the girls to the square dance at the barn. Will they say "Yes"? And,...

I'm a? A Book of Rhymes, Riddles, and Choices is a fun and educational picture book for 3-5 year-olds. With rhyming riddles, it tests your child's critical thinking and memorization skills. The...

Vincent and Victoria are vines climbing different sides of an abandoned cottage in the woods. One is on the sunny side, the other in the shadows. Together they learn that their goal is the same and they help each other achieve that goal, which is to...

Evert: A Shrew With A ViewEvert, a fiercely independent soul, strives to uphold his mother's mantra: 'Mind your own business.' Yet, his quest for solitude is constantly thwarted by the chaotic entanglements of his neighbors. As he navigates through their...

This call-and-response game will have kids, and adults, laughing their heads off!  A simple change of pronoun makes the simple answer “So did I” into a simply hilarious episode.  Kids will want to make up their own...

Romanzo crudo dai tratti dolci in cui morte e vendetta si sporcano d'amore.Ci sono momenti che restano nel cuore senza motivo apparente e danno inizio all'unico futuro possibile ma slegarsi dal passato non è mai una cosa semplice.

Join Austin P. Roadman, famous armadillo entertainer, as he travels the fairs and festivals of his native Texas. Your little ones will love Austin and his friends, who travel along in rich, vivid color illustrations. 

This book is a compilation of nineteen humorous short story poems set in easy to follow verse and rhyme. Although these poems will help early readers to develop and practice reading skills, these poems and the stories they tell have already been enjoyed...

Meet comical little old Mr. Freels and see why you are likely to chuckle as you turn the pages and go back in time and discover how this charming, hilariously funny little old man innocently alters a major world event in The News According to Mr. Freels...

Welcome Aboard!Klaus and the gang go on a cruise and discover that Georgia’s little brother, Fitty, has joined them by stowing away in her suitcase. He is welcomed with open arms, and Grandpa’s ever-expanding mouse family celebrate their...

It's the first day of school, and six-year old Louanna 'Lou' Sanchez doesn't want to go. She can't find her lucky yellow socks. Without their "superpowers," she feels powerless. But with a little encouragement from her father, a glorious imagination and...

Current New Jersey resident David M. Lujanac has not only authored this entertaining children's adventure but has also performed the story in a dinner theatre setting. Harrisburg, PA's Gallery Doshi, an intimate-but-fun dinner experience, has repeatedly...

Stretching the truth causes problems for twelve-year-old Melvin Allen Burger, known to his friends as Booger, when he tries to earn money to replace his wrecked bike. It's the summer of 1957 and he needs a bike in order to spend time with his friends...

Originally published in 1900. A well illustrated collection of magical fairy tales for small children. Contents include enchanting tales of: Goody Two Shoes – The Giants and the Pygmies – Giant Blunder bore – Goblins of Cologne – The Foam Maiden – Lady...

This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the original. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as...

Uncle Zeb And His Friends is a book written by Edward W. Frentz in 1919. The book tells the story of Uncle Zeb, a kind and generous man who lives in a small town. Uncle Zeb is loved by everyone in the town and has many friends, both young and old. The...

""Those Unlucky Twins!"" is a novel written by Annette M. Lyster and published in 1878. The story revolves around twin sisters, Maud and Marion, who are believed to be cursed with bad luck. The girls are constantly facing challenges and setbacks, from...

This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the original. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as...

The Book of Blockheads, written by Charles Henry Bennett and first published in 1863, is a humorous and satirical collection of short stories and anecdotes that poke fun at human folly and foolishness. The book is divided into several sections, each of...

Conversations and Amusing Tales Offered to the Public for the Youth of Great Britain is a book written by Harriet English and published in 1799. The book is a collection of conversations and stories that are intended to entertain and educate young...

Berkley has a huge nose and is always sticking it where it doesn't belong, always getting into trouble. Can Berkley ever find a way to put his super sniffer to good use? This is a fun and funny story of how being a little bit different can be an asset,...

Berkley has a huge nose and is always sticking it where it doesn't belong, always getting into trouble. Can Berkley ever find a way to put his super sniffer to good use? This is a fun and funny story of how being a little bit different can be an asset,...

Finally a magical explanation for missing socks!A mischievous little fairy is responsible for your missing socks, mismatched socks and the occasional hole in the toe. Rhyming text and colorful watercolor illustrations make this a perfect book for...

What will I be when I grow up? Will I be a doctor, a police officer or maybe even an architect! Anything is possible so let's go on a fun career exploration journey!Inspire your child's imagination and help them explore different career paths...

WE ALL WANT A LOVING HOME, and we all want others to have loving homes. In Hershey's Adventurous Life, take a journey with Hershey, the loveable and dapper dachshund lab mix, from his humble beginnings as a stray in the fields of North Carolina, through...

Creative young Brooke loves to draw in her room. Her drawings are so realistic that they come to life. Each of Brooke's animal characters asks for food as well as another animal playmate and they then all demand to be set free. The creative Brooke comes...

I guess when the 150 Psalm in the bible said, "Let everything that has breath, praise the Lord!" It really meant everything! Frogs, birds, bees, chickens, ducks and everything in between! "Not in My Church" is a fun tale about a small church that saw...