Children's Humorous Stories Books

There was no escape. He was trapped, just like he was when he was in detention. Life was an enormous prison for Dan. He always found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. Never had he believed that he was in the right place in life. This...

Rasta Santa is in a jolly good mood spreading the Christmas cheer in the warm sunshine with a boastful cart with no red-nosed reindeer. The music is Irie, the spirit well lit, and the little children love the Jonkanuu fits...

Zissel had everything her heart desired... but didn't know it. When Zissel got rich, she craved expensive jewelry, but the more she bought the sadder she became. In this wildly comic story, Maxine Rose Schur creates a fun yet heart-warming Jewish folk...

(Wydanie dwujęzyczne polsko-ukraińskie) Bajka O głupiutkiej kurce to urocza historyjka o zwierzątku, które uczy się ludzkiej mowy. Rozwój zdarzeń zaintryguje najmłodszych czytelników, jednocześnie w przystępny i zabawny sposób ostrzegając ich przed...

Do You See the Hole?Take a sweet look inside a bunny rabbit's life, as spotted within Becky Neale's very own garden. Right outside Becky's window, she watches this bunny while writing her children's books. This story highlights the simple life of a...

Mr. Snail and Other Tales is a collection of five short stories for young children, starring Mr. Snail and his friends' trials, tribulations, and travails. The stories are about persistence, resilience, and the importance of friends. The stories' themes...

Like most little boys, Matthew is curious, inquisitive, and always into something. His faithful companion, Hedidit, encourages Matthew's imagination... and helps take the blame when things don't go according to plan.

Will Jimmy locate the Pickaxe of Resurrection? Can Claire get back to her home dimension?Jimmy and his crew managed to defeat Esmeralda's forces in the Overworld, but they are no closer to discerning the details Ciaran's evil plan to conquer their...

Can Jimmy save Emma? What fate awaits Claire and Princess Tina?Book 6 of Season Two.When we last left Jimmy, he had made the agonizing decision to save Emma and maybe sacrifice the lives of his other friends, Claire and Princess Tina. Ciaran and Mieriale...

Are Jimmy, Claire, and Emma doomed to a life stuck in the world of the players?The situation is bleak. Jimmy, Emma, and Claire are stuck in the earthly paradise of Hawaii, but it seems more like an exile of tortures. Can Claire figure out how to control...

Llama Llama Ding Dong is sure to put a smile on the face of readers young and old. This is a rhyming book about llamas, and you will learn that they are much more active than you thought. You may even share a few favorite sports with the llamas. We must...

Scrapbook of Dreams is a collection of stories and poems. You'll read a poem about robots reading poetry and a story about a ghost ferret called Alfonso. There is a barbarian that lives in a quaint cottage and a knight that rides a donkey! Plus, much,...

Shortlisted for a Selfies Children's Book Award 2022Two birds try to outdo each other in their efforts to build the best nest. After disaster strikes, a wise owl helps them realize that having the biggest, fanciest nest isn't the key to happiness. A...

When Granny drops her chompers down the toilet, the whole family goes POSITIVELY POTTY as they fish for Gran's fangs in the pan. But the more they try, the more Granny cries and the more strange objects appear.Who will pull Granny's chewers back out from...

Something delicious is cooking, and Mason the dog can't resist following his nose to find out what!

This is the very first adventure of a young hero called Willit the Sprokwobble. Along with the help of some of his best friends, he pursues a pair of mischievous Niddle-Pit Crumps who have stolen the Iffle-Mot's Clack, a magical jelly bean making...

Two best friends tackle the problem of one face full of freckles. Maura and Arline have no money, but plenty of ingenuity! This fun children's book follows their antics as they scheme, scheme, and scheme some more to get their hands on some Freckle Cream...

Professor decides he wants to try and learn the game of baseball. His Father is happy about his decision because he knows sports and can definitely help his son. The two of them set off to the sporting good store to pick up what they will need. Now...

We're Not Sleepy, Mom! is about three kids that don't want to go to bed. All they want to do is play.So Mom tells them to count sheep.This book was inspired by the author's grandchildren who do not like to go to sleep when they are told to go to bed.

THIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE SAD STORY OF A GIRL NAMED ALICE .SHE LOST HER PARENTS AT YOUNG AGE . FROM THE HORRIBLE PHASE OF HER LIFE .SHE GOT A LOVED ONCE IN HER LIFE NAMED DANID.WHICH CHANGED HER LIFE.THE LOVE LIFE OF...

Can there ever be too much love or too much pie? In this sweet and boisterous story, whenever the narrator says 'I love you' somewhere a baker bakes several pies.As the pies accumulate, the children's hands and faces are always sticky, and all their...

What is your favorite thing to do? Racy Roo's favorite thing to do is chew gum. This is an adventure of Racy Roo and what happens when you blow the biggest bubble gum bubble ever blown. Her adventure begins when she fly's into the air and almost past the...

Look Out! The Weenie Dogs are at it again. This time they plot the perfect Ham Heist right under mommy's nose! This book is designed for three to ten year old children. It contains fantastic, bright illustrations and the story is narrated by the ever...

Baxter Banana started out the week happy to be in Dolly's school lunchbox, but each day he is overlooked and brought back home. How can Baxter become someone's lunch? Find out in, "The Day the Banana Split" by Gail Murphy.

Clara finds a camera at home so she decides to go on a photographic adventure that doesn't always end the way she would like.In the end she learns a positive lesson about perseverance.This is a hilarious story for children to read or to share with your...

Jam Cake is a talking pancake who leaps from the frying pan into exciting antics! He loves life and is always ready to explore and teach kids about the world! While he plays outside, learns new words, makes new friends, learns to share, develops his...

When Faithhazel is invited to a party, she knows she can't possibly go without the elephant shoes that match her peacock dress. But the shoes are missing! What will she do? With the help of Noggin and Nugget, two German Shepherd pups, Faithhazel sets off...

MarshMello loves to have fun, explore, and try new things-like going to the park. You'll know he's having a great time when he yells "Ta da!" He always has fun with his best friends, Graham and Choco, along for the adventure. A trip to the park starts...

When Amy won't relax around the campfire, she's sent to her room to calm down. But Amy doesn't stay put for long. Deciding she doesn't need her family anymore, Amy adopts the life of a fearless outlaw and sets off to take revenge. Before she knows it,...

Imagine the weather suddenly changes from super-hot to a snow storm. BUT ONLY IN YOUR GARDEN!Stan is so excited about Christmas and is determined his house will have the best decorations ever but disaster strikes when he hears the news of a potential new...

Imagine if a big, brown grizzly bear fell from a broomstick and LANDED IN YOUR GARDEN!Unfortunately, for Doug and Stan, this is very real problem for them and at exactly the wrong time too!(Actually, is there ever a RIGHT time for a bear to be in the...

If proud bookworm Syd could dive into a book and become the main character, she wouldn't hesitate. A warrior princess, a swashbuckling pirate, or a witch-in-training would be infinitely better than her boring life.  When Syd develops headaches...

Mac Of Placid is a book written by T. Morris Longstreth. The story is set in the Adirondack Mountains and follows the life of a young man named Mac. Mac is a skilled guide who knows the mountains like the back of his hand. He is well-respected by the...

A brave new world opens up when our love knows no borders and takes us to other inhabited planets, signaling an evolutionary shift. It was 2045 when technology allowed dreamers and romantics alike to pursue the stars. With stars in their eyes...

Watch out as mischiefs and mischief-makers of all shapes and sizes come tumbling out in this hilarious collection of stories.Is your school a hotspot for jokes? Do your family members regularly fall victim to pranks? Do ghosts and spooks get you into...

Experience the magical adventures of Timmy and his delightful companion, the Little Fart, as they team up with none other than Santa Claus himself! The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a captivating tale that is sure to enthrall both you...

On a cold winter's night amongst the many snowflakes that fell, one special Snowflake carry a gift of life, fell gently down from the sky, landing on the shoulder of a snowman and passing through its precious possession.It is for the Snowman to choose...

Why ask questions? Asking questions helps to avoid misunderstanding. Don't end up like this student who believes he's following his teacher's instructions only to be mistakenly proud of all his work.

Albert the Sheep and the Very Eventful Day is a rhyming children's storybook about a very organized farm animal and a few of his friends as they check off the list of things that Albert has to do in his daily schedule.

One summer trip. Two teenagers. Four grandmothers. And a little bit of luck.I don't know what I like, and a vacation might be what I need to find my own interests. For my high school graduation, I'm gifted a senior tour of Ireland. Except, it's the wrong...

Get ready for fun!When a dapper Mr. Mosquito puts on his tuxedo, he gets more than he bargained for.Everyone is loving the Queen Bee's Ball!But danger lurks.Can Mr. Mosquito save the bugs, and the ball, . . . and be the hero after all?Recipient of the...

Sweaty and Pals SmileAnyone who likes Mac Black’s “Please call me Derek” (and the rest in the series covering his grown-up adventures) will enjoy introducing younger friends and family to his Sweaty series, “Sweaty and Pals”...