Children's Humorous Stories Books

From writer, Kate Carter, and illustrator, Mariano Bergara, comes this LOL-inducing illustrated children's book that encourages kids to be anything they want to be as long as they aren't a brat. 

We all need to care about one another; but sometimes when we get to feeling down, or when we are sick, we forget that we are loved. We forget that someone cares. This is a book for you to share with others to let them know that you care about...

Now, while you may know you could never, ever be a kangaroo, it’s still fun to think about what you might do if you happened to actually be a kangaroo.  Even the elephant won’t be able to tell you that; because, after all, she is just an...

We need to take care of the world, just like we need to take care of one another.  Because, after all, we are truly the world.  Climate change is scary; and while you may think you are just a kid and can’t do much to change what is...

We all have special gifts, and we are all gifts!  Time is a gift; and the present is a present, which is also a gift!  You don’t need to be jealous if someone has a special gift you would like to be yours.  What you need to do is to...

Isabel Lindley doesn't believe in magic, but her best friend is obsessed with witchcraft. Strictly as a favor, Isabel agrees to help with a spell and is shocked when the ghost of a teenage boy splat-lands in her bedroom. Her friend is thrilled-even...

Meido is a bluebird who lives in a park downtown, up high in an awesome tree. But something makes him different from many other birds: he's afraid to fly! Instead, Meido climbs up using his talons.One beautiful morning, Meido and his best feathered...

Everyone loves a good story - and a good story is even better when it rhymes. Whoda Thunkit is a collection of funny, inventive, brain-and-rib-tickling stories in verse, designed to wake up your mind and spark your imagination. Best of all, you are...

A funny, feminist teen story about knowing when to train . . . and when to fight.Fleur Waters never takes anything seriously - until she turns up at her local boxing club one day, just to prove a point. She's the only girl there, and the warm-up alone is...

So it must also come from those members of the Blakeney family in whose veins runs the blood of that Sir Percy Blakeney -- who is known to history as the Scarlet Pimpernel -- for they in a manner are responsible for the telling of this veracious...

The Whinermans-George, Kelly, Tommy, and Shelly-have a license to whine, and they use it every chance they get and everywhere they go. They complain about everything, no matter how small. Will the Whinermans ever stop whining and learn to appreciate...

When Brocco is convinced that Mannie the Sausage is stealing the limelight on the dinner table, he enlists the help of his friend Ben the Beans Prince to carry out a smelly fart attack on him. But their plan quickly goes awry so Ricelina The Rice Queen...

This is a story about a Nanna who reads books to her grandson, but all he wants to do is eat the corners off the books with hilarious consequences. Every day, when I was a little boy, my Nanna Maria would sit with me and TRY to read me a storybook. All I...

Zounds!Superheroes. Super villains. A whole lot of kicking and a whole lot of butt! Will our favorite hero, Sanitational Worker, be able to repel the villainous Master Naughty and his camaraderie of evil?Witness the titanic struggle of mighty heroes as...

Lilly Goes to Paris is about a miniature Dachshund dog who stows away in her owners' travel trunk and wakes up several hours later to find herself in unfamiliar surroundings.As a curious dog, Lilly is able to escape unnoticed from her owners' hotel room...

Lady Charlotte is proud, dignified, and reserved. She is, after all, the daughter of the wealthiest man in the world. Her family name has a proud history. And yet she is in love with Dicken Dyke, a mere commoner with an unfortunate anatomy best left...

**"Ritmo Acuático"***Amor, Intriga y Pasión en el Escenario del Rally de Montecarlo***Escrita por Viktor A. King**¡Estimados lectores apasionados!Hoy les presento una obra literaria que los sumergirá en un mundo de...

Le Baron de Münchhausen naît le le 11 mai 1720 à Bodenwerder dans le Weserbergland. Son véritable nom est Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Freiherr von Münchhausen. Il fut dans sa jeunesse le page du Duc de Brunswick-Lüneberg. Il suit son maître en 1740 pour...

Jojo, a determined character that desperately wants to learn the violin after the experience of going to an event and seeing her favourite pop star perform with several musicians.  A violin is gifted to her. Unfortunately, her early sounds are...

In Campfire Stories for Kids: A Scary Ghost, Witch, and Goblin Tales Collection to Tell in the Dark, the reader will find a fun collection of magical and spooky tales to delight your children. This book has something for everyone. It is perfect for long...

Suzi Poop lives on the beach near the sea, Suzi is hungry and looking for her breakfast. Today she wants something sweet and tasty and uses an unusual method to get exactly what she wants. Enjoy the naughty tricks Suzi uses to get her lunch and laugh at...

Kissing? Check. Detention? Check. A bet that might lead to love or epic humiliation? Double Check. Zoe Cain knows that Grant Evertide is way out of her league. So naturally, she kisses him. Out of spite. Not only is Grant her brother's number-one...

Dive into the world of alliteration, and turn your beginner reader's experience into a playful and challenging exercise that optimizes the use of the letter "T".Perfect for children learning to read, "Tiny Taylor the Talkative Turtle" is a clever tool...

YIKES! IS THAT AN ANT IN THE CLASSROOM? Saygar the Magnificent is a hilarious adventure of a socially awkward Joseph Mateo, a mischeivous ant named Saygar, and a whole mess of trouble! When Joseph captures an ant in a ginger ale bottle, he...

A Petralist Origins story.Before Anika became a deadly warrior maiden who loved to wrestle, she was a teen trying to figure out her place in the world. Following blindly in her older brother’s footsteps would never fulfill her deepest dreams.The...

A Petralist origins story.As a granite-cursed bash fighter, Tomas confidently enters the competition to win a coveted spot in the Fast Rollers elite company. None of the local warriors stand a chance against him, especially that potatoes-for-brains...

(Bilingual English-Pashto edition) When a boy visits another village, he is amazed to find the people terrified of something that - just because they have not seen it before - they mistake for a terrible, dangerous animal. Using his own knowledge and by...

Darlene Eichler's experience as an elementary school librarian gives her an advantage when it comes to Children's Literature. This is her third children's book. Based on a true story concerning her great grandchild's love of socks, this story is filled...

What do you get when you give a miserable, tearful crocodile chocolate? Why, a happy chocodile, of course! And how do you stop a little girl who likes climbing things better than anything else in the world? You cover her shoes in treacle to keep her feet...

Two pugs have built a robot labrador to steal the world's tastiest bone. The story is set in the United Kakedom, an island bigger than Iceland and smaller than Greenland. It is a circular island containing four countries of exactly...

***Winner of 2022 Royal Dragonfly book award in two categories: Picture Book for 5 & younger, Picture Book 6 & Older***A book that helps kids and parents face fears and anxiety together, in a fun and funny way.Teaky is an anxious mouse. She...

Three little witches lose their hats on one of the most important nights of the year, Halloween. Their frustrated mama sends them to bed early. Without their hats she will not let them fly in the annual midnight flight. The little witches refuse to give...

Newman and Clyde, a hilarious duo of farm ducks, move to a city lagoon full of wildlife obsessed with flyPads, flyPhones, Flutter Feeds, Goosebook Pages, fleaBay, Chirp Rooms, Craig’sNest and ZooTube. How will the farm ducks adjust to these...

This is the endearing story of a small boy who wonders exactly what a tree is doing inside his house! He watches in amazement as his mother hangs up the ornamental sugar cookies they made, and when candy canes are hung, he just can't help looking to see...

The galaxy is on the brink of war and only four dysfunctional, hormone-driven teenagers from Earth stand in its way. God help us all.Cooper Simpson can’t believe his luck when an otherwise crappy day ends with an invitation to join the...

HELLO, FELLOW CASTAWAYS!What?You’re not on the boat yet? We’ve been waiting for you! So come with me and let’s climb aboard Captain Noah’s legendary boat THE SEA PICKLE and let’s set sail for the adventure of a lifetime...

Funny Beginning Reader Featuring a Boy and his Cat In this silly installment in the Cat and Dog Readers Series, the cat may be minding his own business, but the boy certainly wants to know what is going on. As the cat sits on things, the boy wonders,...

Stink Up a Room with these Fart Jokes! These jokes may be stinkers, but that will only get kids laughing more as farts, toots, and other bodily function jokes take center stage. Here's a stinker: Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They're silent but...

Laugh out loud through history, fireworks, 4th of July parades and more! In Knock Knock, Red, White and Blue! kids will celebrate their country and laugh at the same time. Here's a silly joke for you: What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It...

Wandsworth is a modest town but turns into a place of hullabaloo owing to migration and influx of foreign nationals into it. This used to be a quiet atmosphere but changes with time. There is one shinning star that casts hope on the town and gives it a...

Too Much Broccoli is a fun story about little Alexandra, her love of broccoli, and her doting family. As Alexandra eats bigger and bigger portions of this vegetable, her skimpy red hair magically grows long, curly, thick and bright green like the...

Histoire De La Mere Michel Et De Son Chat est un livre pour enfants �����crit par Emile De La Bedolliere en 1866. L'histoire raconte les aventures de M�����re Michel et de son chat, qui est perdu dans la ville. M�����re Michel cherche son chat partout,...

Frae the monster has one wish: to create a new life and become a MOMster. But no matter how hard she tries, she can't seem to make a mini monster of her own.When her friend recommends a mad scientist named Dr. Boo Fang, Frae finally hopes her dream of...

Morus has pizazz & Ollie a cute snoot.The 3 Hens are wee comediennes & a hoot.JTSnail enjoys a trail & the noise of a toot.On route to Canada's wild side, they scootinto Moose Jaw & tada MAC, a real beaut!A NEW Yahoo, A Statue redo, a switcheroo. Morus...