Children's Humorous Stories Books

Doug can't sleep. No matter what he does, he's too worried! What if his mother turns into a chicken? What if the sky starts raining chocolate and everyone tries to lick each other?! Oh no! How will he ever fall asleep again? Luckily, his best...

The second book in the Reggie series.How will Reggie get on when he meets Mrs Frostypants for the first time and she accidentally steps on the tip of Reggie's tail?This book is an early reader designed for key stage one.

Luke is the brave leader of all the cats in the North of Exeter. Or so he claims… On the night of Halloween, he plans to overthrow the feared dogs of The Unspeakable South by summoning a mighty cat army. But Fergus, a rough dog from the other side...

How do you produce a flying sleigh on Christmas Eve, complete with nine flying reindeer? (Hint - it's not okay to steal Santa's).Sascha has just hours to deliver the impossible, or face the wrath of his not-friend Mary-Alice, who's been dreaming the...

Pancakes for breakfast, pancakes for lunch...Tyler loves pancakes.  He loves them so much he even sings songs about them!  Can there ever be too many pancakes? A fun tale that encourages readers to chime in.

Dearest friend,   Tomorrow I fly to New Zealand, a country where my future master will no doubt teach me the deepest secrets of brewing the most marvelous, miraculous and magcal potions. Perhaps he will teach me how to make an invisibility...

Мечта всей жизни Анны о щенке наконец-то сбылась.Следуйте за Анной, пока она учится терпению в ожидании прибытия своего нового пушистого друга!Эта история знакомит детей с радостями и ответственностью владения домашним животным. Книга рассказов для детей...

Owl B. Blue wakes up on Christmas Eve and finds himself face to face with Santa Claus! How will blue deal with such an amazing encounter? Read along to discover how Blue's bravery leads him to have a wonderful and exciting Christmas experience! You will...

Princess Nightengale may be the first princess in history to lock herself in a tower. Her life was wonderful, filled with life-sustaining pizza rolls, video games and waking at the crack of noon. That was until a dragon arrives to break the news that she...

Hey! I'm not a Book! I'm really... a Robot! is definitely NOT an extraordinary robot that cleverly disguises itself as a funny, easy to read kid's book!Or is it?The "robot" enlists young readers to help get unstuck and to switch back to "robot" shape...

In Loving Sophie, a family of 4 in Ohio decided to adopt a mixed bully-breed rescue dog. Little did they realize that their initial act of compassion would lead them on an adventure with their new dog Sophie. "Sophie had zero leash manners; it was like...

Zam is on a quest that takes him all across the universe. Go with him on this new and exciting journey! As the reader, you get to explore the universe with him and learn so much about how much you can find when you do not give up!

When Animals Own The Hotel, what an adventure they have! The animals turn the hotel into their ideal place to vacation and that includes a bounce house filled with the tastiest cookies! These animals create a hotel experience that can't be matched! Who...

Charlie, Max, and Josie were the best of friends, and they loved nothing more than pulling pranks at school. They were the Pranksters, and their reputation preceded them wherever they went. They were the masters of mischief, the architects of laughter,...

The wacky witch had a plan for Halloween.The wise old owl knew what he had seen....When a witch plays a prank on the fairies of the realm, can an owl and a fairy godmother save the day?From the clever pen of rhyming wizard J. F. Brindley and the...

Der kleine freche Chikomann will unbedingt ein Fußballstar werden, er will unbedingt auf einem großen Fußballplatz spielen, er will mit aller Macht seinen lang ersehnten Traum erfüllen. Überall wo er sich befindet, muss er Fußball spielen, er trainiert...

Mrs. Tinker soups up her old vacuum cleaner in hopes of getting her spring cleaning done more quickly. Little does she know what a dust busting adventure lies ahead.Third time author Lisa Jeffers brings Mrs. Tinker back in...The Great Spring Cleaning...

Join President George Washingmachine on a whimsical adventure where candy cravings, a toothache, and feet-smelling breath lead to an unexpected journey of bravery, self-discovery, and newfound love! This delightful tale combines humor and heart to teach...

Bard's Blood #2Think you know Shakespeare? Think again. Will's immortal tales often have a higher body count than a teenage slasher flick - and just as many freakish creatures, and author David Bergantino's retrofitting has turned Shakespeare's...

(Bilingual English-Turkish edition) This is the story of a very badly behaved man, how a young boy in the village hatches a plan to change the man's behavior - and how, with the help of the other villagers, the plan succeeds, to everyone's benefit...

Bard's Blood #1The classic tales of William Shakespeare are often as packed with gore and corpses as the scariest slasher flick -- and can spawn equally gruesome sequels....Football star Cameron Dean is genuine campus royalty at Globe University, but his...

The "Do For Others Day" is the first book of the New Colony Critters series of audio books, e-books, printed books, and other learning/reading aids that showcase how America has, from its earliest beginnings, benefitted from the skills and talents of...

A 2nd in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about how Winnie has a great and exciting week helping others despite any set backs. She...

Ein Experiment, so kühn, dass man es auch für ziemlich verrückt halten könnte ...Catherine Locke ist klug, ehrgeizig und ... okay, sie ist nicht gerade schlank. Aber ihr waren immer andere Dinge wichtiger als ihr Aussehen. Und das hat sie an ihr großes...

The third in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about Winnie's imagination and bringing flowers to life with instruments of sound and...

The sequel to the charming and delightful 32 page children's picture book about a down-and-out pup named Cosmo whose bike was slightly shabby. In Cosmo's Soccer Shoot-Out Cosmo's magical bike, Info-Rider, helps Cosmo figure out how to win at the game of...

The 4th in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about how Winnie travels through time and has an exciting life despite any set backs. She...

Sad and lonely Queen Geraldine sends Chester, her court jester on a mission to Happyland to find her a king to sit on the throne. Chester doesn't have any luck finding a new king since everyone is content living in Happyland. What will Chester do? Will...

Spacekid iLK is an 11-year-old alien kid, who finds himself alone on Earth with only his overprotective bodyguard and annoying robot by his side. He was once the 'Emperor of the World,' and only recently saved Earth from complete destruction, but now...

A double feature story aimed at picture book readers aged 5+. It is a classic fear of the dark story with a monster twist.  Once you've read one side of the story, you can flip the book over to discover a whole new side.  You can read...

Dream a little dream of fairyland ...Twice, the dragon riders have united to defeat the warlocks. Still, six incredibly dangerous warlocks remain, and no one knows what nefarious schemes they have in store ...Certainly not Ben, the Bengal cat who...

Slug loves to eat human treats, but will exploring the kitchen be a wriggle too far?Full of humour and warmth, the creators of Slug in a Mug combine engaging verse with timeless imagery and childhood nostalgia

When Grandpa's cracker won't go bang, the whole family goes BARKING MAD as they all compete to pull Grandpa's treat. But the more they help, the more Grandpa yelps and the crazier Christmas becomes.Who in the room will make it kaboom? Find out in this...

In a world full of people who only wear blue, no-one knows what will happen if Gerald wears pink. Will his mother be plagued by hairy warts? Will ducks go moo and cows go quack? And what if the fish grow human ears?This fabulously fun rhyming read from...

A boy, a runaway alien and football. Laugh-out-loud funny for ages 7-10! (And with an hilarious twist!) From the international bestselling author of The Secret Lake. When 11-year-old Charlie Spruit finds an alien on his doorstep one morning, he can...

Twelve-year-old Charlie Watkins could have inherited his dad’s massive intellect.He got his massive feet instead.Perhaps if Charlie had that intellect he might have been able to figure out why so many men in suits were suddenly following him or...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is a very pretty little book. The bee’s wings change colour according to his mood, which the flowers...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is an attractive little book. Johnny has amazing dreams and they can all come true. In this story Johnny...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is a very pretty little book. The naughty bee picnics in the garden and annoys all the flowers. It...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour. Each page of text is printed on a different tint. This is a bright and attractive book. The naughty bee flies round the garden annoying all the flowers...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone.Printed in full colour, with a different tinted background on each page of text. This is a delightful picture book. The contents of a child’s pencil case come to life and draw...

Dave couldn't do what all dragons oughta, because whilst they breathed fire, he squirted water! The Water Dragon is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love...

Doug the Polar Bear wasn't born to be North Poled, as he didn't like ice and just hated the cold. He thought his life would be much more pleasing, somewhere nice and warm - and a lot less FREEZING! The Beach Bear is another laugh out loud children's book...

If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY! The Thingamajig is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The...

Everyone in the world is unique and all shining brightly in their own way.Enjoy these stories that celebrate the individuality of the characters and their different approaches to the various situations they encounter.