Children's Humorous Stories Books

Princess Nightengale may be the first princess in history to lock herself in a tower. Her life was wonderful, filled with life-sustaining pizza rolls, video games and waking at the crack of noon. That was until a dragon arrives to break the news that she...

Hey! I'm not a Book! I'm really... a Robot! is definitely NOT an extraordinary robot that cleverly disguises itself as a funny, easy to read kid's book!Or is it?The "robot" enlists young readers to help get unstuck and to switch back to "robot" shape...

In Loving Sophie, a family of 4 in Ohio decided to adopt a mixed bully-breed rescue dog. Little did they realize that their initial act of compassion would lead them on an adventure with their new dog Sophie. "Sophie had zero leash manners; it was like...

Zam is on a quest that takes him all across the universe. Go with him on this new and exciting journey! As the reader, you get to explore the universe with him and learn so much about how much you can find when you do not give up!

When Animals Own The Hotel, what an adventure they have! The animals turn the hotel into their ideal place to vacation and that includes a bounce house filled with the tastiest cookies! These animals create a hotel experience that can't be matched! Who...

Charlie, Max, and Josie were the best of friends, and they loved nothing more than pulling pranks at school. They were the Pranksters, and their reputation preceded them wherever they went. They were the masters of mischief, the architects of laughter,...

The wacky witch had a plan for Halloween.The wise old owl knew what he had seen....When a witch plays a prank on the fairies of the realm, can an owl and a fairy godmother save the day?From the clever pen of rhyming wizard J. F. Brindley and the...

Der kleine freche Chikomann will unbedingt ein Fußballstar werden, er will unbedingt auf einem großen Fußballplatz spielen, er will mit aller Macht seinen lang ersehnten Traum erfüllen. Überall wo er sich befindet, muss er Fußball spielen, er trainiert...

Mrs. Tinker soups up her old vacuum cleaner in hopes of getting her spring cleaning done more quickly. Little does she know what a dust busting adventure lies ahead.Third time author Lisa Jeffers brings Mrs. Tinker back in...The Great Spring Cleaning...

Join President George Washingmachine on a whimsical adventure where candy cravings, a toothache, and feet-smelling breath lead to an unexpected journey of bravery, self-discovery, and newfound love! This delightful tale combines humor and heart to teach...

Bard's Blood #2Think you know Shakespeare? Think again. Will's immortal tales often have a higher body count than a teenage slasher flick - and just as many freakish creatures, and author David Bergantino's retrofitting has turned Shakespeare's...

(Bilingual English-Turkish edition) This is the story of a very badly behaved man, how a young boy in the village hatches a plan to change the man's behavior - and how, with the help of the other villagers, the plan succeeds, to everyone's benefit...

Bard's Blood #1The classic tales of William Shakespeare are often as packed with gore and corpses as the scariest slasher flick -- and can spawn equally gruesome sequels....Football star Cameron Dean is genuine campus royalty at Globe University, but his...

The "Do For Others Day" is the first book of the New Colony Critters series of audio books, e-books, printed books, and other learning/reading aids that showcase how America has, from its earliest beginnings, benefitted from the skills and talents of...

A 2nd in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about how Winnie has a great and exciting week helping others despite any set backs. She...

Ein Experiment, so kühn, dass man es auch für ziemlich verrückt halten könnte ...Catherine Locke ist klug, ehrgeizig und ... okay, sie ist nicht gerade schlank. Aber ihr waren immer andere Dinge wichtiger als ihr Aussehen. Und das hat sie an ihr großes...

The third in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about Winnie's imagination and bringing flowers to life with instruments of sound and...

The sequel to the charming and delightful 32 page children's picture book about a down-and-out pup named Cosmo whose bike was slightly shabby. In Cosmo's Soccer Shoot-Out Cosmo's magical bike, Info-Rider, helps Cosmo figure out how to win at the game of...

The 4th in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about how Winnie travels through time and has an exciting life despite any set backs. She...

Sad and lonely Queen Geraldine sends Chester, her court jester on a mission to Happyland to find her a king to sit on the throne. Chester doesn't have any luck finding a new king since everyone is content living in Happyland. What will Chester do? Will...

Spacekid iLK is an 11-year-old alien kid, who finds himself alone on Earth with only his overprotective bodyguard and annoying robot by his side. He was once the 'Emperor of the World,' and only recently saved Earth from complete destruction, but now...

A double feature story aimed at picture book readers aged 5+. It is a classic fear of the dark story with a monster twist.  Once you've read one side of the story, you can flip the book over to discover a whole new side.  You can read...

Dream a little dream of fairyland ...Twice, the dragon riders have united to defeat the warlocks. Still, six incredibly dangerous warlocks remain, and no one knows what nefarious schemes they have in store ...Certainly not Ben, the Bengal cat who...

Slug loves to eat human treats, but will exploring the kitchen be a wriggle too far?Full of humour and warmth, the creators of Slug in a Mug combine engaging verse with timeless imagery and childhood nostalgia

When Grandpa's cracker won't go bang, the whole family goes BARKING MAD as they all compete to pull Grandpa's treat. But the more they help, the more Grandpa yelps and the crazier Christmas becomes.Who in the room will make it kaboom? Find out in this...

In a world full of people who only wear blue, no-one knows what will happen if Gerald wears pink. Will his mother be plagued by hairy warts? Will ducks go moo and cows go quack? And what if the fish grow human ears?This fabulously fun rhyming read from...

A boy, a runaway alien and football. Laugh-out-loud funny for ages 7-10! (And with an hilarious twist!) From the international bestselling author of The Secret Lake. When 11-year-old Charlie Spruit finds an alien on his doorstep one morning, he can...

Twelve-year-old Charlie Watkins could have inherited his dad’s massive intellect.He got his massive feet instead.Perhaps if Charlie had that intellect he might have been able to figure out why so many men in suits were suddenly following him or...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is a very pretty little book. The bee’s wings change colour according to his mood, which the flowers...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is an attractive little book. Johnny has amazing dreams and they can all come true. In this story Johnny...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is a very pretty little book. The naughty bee picnics in the garden and annoys all the flowers. It...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour. Each page of text is printed on a different tint. This is a bright and attractive book. The naughty bee flies round the garden annoying all the flowers...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone.Printed in full colour, with a different tinted background on each page of text. This is a delightful picture book. The contents of a child’s pencil case come to life and draw...

Dave couldn't do what all dragons oughta, because whilst they breathed fire, he squirted water! The Water Dragon is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love...

Doug the Polar Bear wasn't born to be North Poled, as he didn't like ice and just hated the cold. He thought his life would be much more pleasing, somewhere nice and warm - and a lot less FREEZING! The Beach Bear is another laugh out loud children's book...

If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY! The Thingamajig is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The...

Everyone in the world is unique and all shining brightly in their own way.Enjoy these stories that celebrate the individuality of the characters and their different approaches to the various situations they encounter.

Welcome to the magnificently goopy sequel of The Incredible Adventures of Toot and Jimmy! In Toot and Jimmy VS Doc Snot - 10-year-old Jimmy Jam Jeremiah and his magical fart named Toot, must learn what it takes to be a true hero, while battling their...

From Lel Bevan,  author of The Cinnamon Boy, part of The White Ennox Trilogy, Peanut Butter Boy is perfect for fans of humorous fiction.Peter Butter is excruciatingly shy. Whenever someone so much as blinks in his direction, he turns...

Una manera simplista y divertida para aproximarse a la vida diaria a través de los ojos de Wu Kitty y su confiable cómplice, Finnegan, el perro blanco con manchas cafés.Wu Kitty y Finn nos muestran su perspectiva para estar más presentes y abiertos a la...

Oye Darling - My Soul Fell in Love This Story Begins with a Guy call Sanjay who meets his childhood Friend Hanshik who has fall in love and shares his love story with him by sitting on the floor in an empty Dark house. Hanshik is a hero of this...

Eight dogs hold a political meeting together to change the lives of dogs for their convenience. There are twenty-three amendments that go the dogs’ way. Things may sound funny, but to us dogs, it’s very true. At the end, we trick humans into...

Beads of Courage® Oliver's Story by Rosanna GartleyBaby Oliver’s life started out precariously in the neonatal intensive care unit. Each day, while he was a patient, his parents were given beads of various shapes and colors. Each bead...

Something spooky is happening at Harry's house! In same world as HARRY AND THE HOT LAVA, Chris Robertson has created a fun new picture book featuring a spooky, not scary, haunted house. Harry knows there's something special going on for Halloween in his...

Fred and Granny are back. This time they are trying to prevent the ruthless Sir Creasy Piles and the hen-pecked brothers, Hamlet and Romeo Macbeth, from getting their greedy hands on a newly discovered masterpiece by the great William Shakespeare. In...

Ten-year-old Hailee has not been this nervous about anything since she found her diary moved from its hiding place. But this is even worse. When she pranced out of the house that morning, she had no idea that Mrs. Hofferman would give a pop quiz. No idea...

<p>Meet Max Mulligan, a creative superhero sporting a red cowlick who loves to wear the initial “M” on his shirt. He tries to remain invisible in class. Beyond saying his name, he hasn’t uttered another word. Today, he faces his...

The stories are written with a lot of love, there are some entertaining and others funny with some lessons of life. I hope it is a great blessing to all who read it, as the children of today will be the men and women who guide us tomorrow.