Children's Humorous Stories Books

People need to love and accept each other just the way they are!  You see, we are all different; and our differences and  the ways we are different from one another happen to be what makes us stronger as a whole!  And if you don’t...

Great Grandma comes to visit; and as out heroine heads out the door to play Great Grandma tells our heroine something our heroine doesn't at all understand! Great Grandma shouts out, "Razzle-dazzle them!" And our heroine is once again left wondering...

There's an app for everything, even meeting a new nemesis.Up-and-coming teen superhero Cortex is on top of the world-at least, until his villain dumps him. If he's going to save his reputation, he needs a new villain to fight, and fast. Meanwhile, the...

Declan's got a very busy day. But don't worry, he's got plenty of imagination to see him through. He's CatBoy when he's racing around his trucks. It's Trunky, the elephant, who picks up his bagel. And Monkey buckles up in the car to go on adventures with...

It is time for Emilia, Gianpaolo, and Liliana to go to bed. But when Mommy and Daddy go upstairs to help them get ready, the children are nowhere to be found. Instead, three squirrels are jumping on the bed, swinging from the chandelier, and putting on...

Fast and funny and happy-making' Lisa Williamson, author of THE ART OF BEING NORMALTwelve hours, two boys, one girl . . . and a whole lot of hairspray. Seventeen-year-old Sunny's always been a little bit of a pushover. But when she's sent a picture of...

Frank is terrified of everything, so how's he going to cope with sinister looming monsters, vampires, foul mouthed gnomes and ghosts as he struggles to find out why he's so scared all the time? All while fighting to free his dear friend from the clutches...

In a quiet town, probably similar to the one you live in, lived a boy. The boy was called Theo, and he was nothing special ... except to his parents because all children are special to their parents.But despite all the normal things about Theo, there was...

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Jessica was told over and over by her mother, that if she didn't clean her room something badwould happen, everyday like clockwork her mother would say the same thing and everyday Jessica's answerwould be the same: "Ok, Mom, later when I finish playing...

A little dead girl has a stay at a hospital run by ineffective birds. That's the very quick way of saying it all, but then you leave out the animal with 3 legs and a dark spiral on its fur, as well as the girl made of moving copper parts. And the hunter...

The book "Adventures of The Whistling Girl and The Carrot Pal" is written in Ukrainian for kids and about kids! The main characters, the Whistling Girl and the Carrot Pal meet Lucas, a white flamingo who lives at the zoo and dreams of a colorful...

Hank Huckleberry loves to sell fruit at his neighborhood grocery store where he is known for selling only the freshest and tastiest fruits and veggies around. But, what can he do when he walks into his store one morning, only to see that really some bad...

Max couldn't be more excited: Grandpa is moving in!Max and his grandpa love to spend time together. They go for walks, watch movies, and learn about the stars. They have so much fun, and Max can't wait for Grandpa to live with him. But that first night...

Something foul is afoot in Jason Matheson's unkempt bedroom. Jason and his friend Colin are in for a nasty shock when a grotesque discovery spreads from his messy personal space and becomes the talk of the town. What follows is a rollercoaster ride for...

Meet Barney Bee, a very sweet, yet plumply round bumble bee who spends his day flying from flower to flower eating pollen. In fact, Barney Bee loves pollen so much he 'comes down' with a hefty problem.Join Hamilton Troll as he spends a day following...

This fourth book of the "Don't Want To" series features a child who is sad with a little brother's behavior. Laugh along as Grandma Brown shows him how she thinks he looks when he pouts. Read to see what happens in I Don't Want to Smile! I Want to Pout!...

Delightful verse!  Wonderful Art!     You'll love it from the second you start!Warm, witty, playful and bold -     fun for the young - good for the old!Share in the classroom.  Read it at home.   ...

Rachel's hooked on Twilight and is in love with Edward Cullen. Clive is obsessed with Rachel but he's no Edward. Lewis is in love with himself until he meets Rachel. Both boys fail to win her until one of them has the bright idea of becoming Edward. This...

A wonderful children's book about friendship and sharingMerck, the five-year old Golden Retriever likes his life just the way it is. When Charlie, a West Highland Terrier comes to stay, he makes himself comfortable on Merck's bed, plays with Merck's toys...

The Ickles® return in their first full-length novel."We are Ickles. A proud, and independent people."We just didn't know we were such tiny little beings."To us we seemed normal size."Until the day we came face to face with our greatest challenge."How...

Dorothy possesses three fears. Strangers, judgement, and liking boys who won't like her back.When her insistent mother persuades her to fill a waitressing position at Uncle Ray's restaurant, Corner, Dot is forced to leave behind her cuddly cat...

Police Constable (PC) Dill Pickle cracks cases in the fridge - you read that right, he's a pickle and a cop!In this imaginative picture book, he's on the hunt for Sherry Cherry Tomato's missing teddy bear, and he needs your help.Join PC Dill Pickle, Greg...

Join Shawn the Prawn on his silly seaside adventure! This playful little guy spends the day at the beach, soaking up the sun and having a relaxing time.But when he falls asleep and gets a bad sunburn, he learns an important lesson about taking care of...

Are you ready for a ghostly adventure? Meet Max, the ghost hunter extraordinaire!When Max's parents mysteriously disappear in a haunted hotel, he knows it's up to him to crack the case. But he can't do it alone-he'll need the help of some wild and...

They're puppies! They're princesses! They party in the clouds & have silly, magical adventures! Travel to a kingdom in the clouds inhabited by five excitable puppies (who just happen to be princesses). TeaCup Pup: The leader of the Princess...

Aliens Attack! When science camp buddies Kevin, Warner, Tara, and TJ summon alien life to earth, they quickly find out that not all extraterrestrials come in peace. Can they stop an alien takeover and save the world in time to win the Invention...

Take your young readers into a world of fun. Don't Ever Pick Your Nose With Your Toes is a funny rhyming picture book that encourages being silly, imaginative play, and good hygiene.With easy to read font, and a fun story, it is a great book for early...

A child's beloved grampa spins colorful stories about what things were like when he was a boy, but not the usual tales about walking to school in blizzards. Giants living next door, magic flying pants, mermaids, boxing matches with alligators-could life...

"You have no legs - you're a fish! You can't flop your way there!"When Svensk Fisk (Swedish Fish) enthusiastically tells his best friend, Elsa Fisk, about his strange idea to leave their home in the Baltic Sea to travel into the middle of Sweden, Elsa is...

It's Saturday morning again, and after Greek school, Andreas and Arianna are performing at a fabulous international festival. However, to their surprise, a wonderful adventure of excitement, discovery, and new friendships awaits them. Their friends...

The Gamer's Clones: A Hilarious Isekai AdventureMark, a witty gamer obsessed with quirky mechanics, finds himself whisked away to a fantastical world where games and reality collide. This world is governed by a mysterious "System" that assigns players...

Meet the puffins of Portree in this tantalizing tale. They're waiting for you--Percival, Lady P, Poppy and her papa...From celebrated and award winning author, Ruth Amanda, comes another gem that you won't want to miss!It's been a sunny day at the...

Cosy and hilarious bed-time reading….especially for fathers and kids!This funny, imaginative, and touching book vividly illustrates how kids plan their revenge on Dad after he tries to put them to bed.  How outrageous!What on earth (or off...

Linda história de Julinho e a sua melhor amiga, a cadelinha Magrela. Os dois brincam, estudam, conversam em cachorrês.. fazem tudo juntos. Parece até que Magrela é uma cachogente! E, para Julinho, ela é!

João Carlos comete um erro que o faz parecer um idiota. O romance entre o surfista e Maria Paula não enfrenta as armadilhas tradicionais, como nos folhetins. Eles são protagonistas de uma luta inglória contra um inimigo poderoso e invisível. O despertar...

Six-year-old Jackson’s brand new molar has just grown in.  Unfortunately, it has a cavity!  And only Jackson’s baby teeth know the cavity is there.  Can his baby teeth get Jackson to see his dentist in time to save his new...

Don't these boys get it? How many times must they get into trouble before they catch on? Best friends William and Thomas are back at it again with even more action and adventure. The poor community of Itchygooney isn't safe when William has a plan. This...

Read and color in the My Amazing Hair - Mi cabello espectacular storyLee y colorea el cuento de My Unruly Hair - Mi cabello espectacularMy Amazing Hair Story and Coloring Book is perfect for young readers who like to color and enjoy reading a story at...

Do you think fish realize they're in water? Sometimes the truth can be so simple and close to us, that we completely miss it. That's certainly the case for Finny Fish. Finny's spent his whole life under water, but has no idea what "water" actually is...

苏西•臭臭常年生活在海滩上。苏西肚子空空，想找点吃的果腹。今天她想吃点甜口的，至于要怎么吃到这顿午餐，她打算另辟蹊径。请欣赏苏西为了吃到午餐而使用的搞怪的伎俩，再配上Bella White的生动插画，定能让你捧腹大笑。孩子们都会被书里有趣的故事和插画逗的哈哈大笑。Island Books 2020年出版。

ONCE YOU GET STARTED, WHERE WILL IT END?Follow the antics of Snazz the squirrel as he dives headfirst into his first coffee.Written purely for amusement, there is no moral to this story...but one could learn something about self-control or addiction...or...