Children's Humorous Stories Books

Has a fly ever bothered you? Would it keep coming back when you tried to wave it away? This family has the same problem. There is a pesky fly in their house driving everyone crazy. Find out what that buzz-buzz-buzzing fly is up to. What will happen next?...

The family is getting ready to go shopping but realize there's a missing shoe. Little One Shoe always seems to lose a shoe. The family look here, they look there, they look everywhere but still can't find the shoe. The missing shoe is found in the most...

Tom the turkey travels worldwide every year to escape from becoming someone's Thanksgiving dinner. Do you think he will be able to do it again? You will have to read this book to find out.

Life has many ups and downs, and into every life a little rain must fall. But what does that mean? Our heroine is confused when her mother tells her, "Open up your umbrella! Because if you don't, you won't stop the rain!" Think about what you think our...

As our heroine heads out to play, great grandma asks our heroine "What's good for the goose?" And our heroine is left wondering what the answer to that question can be? And so (as she usually does) our heroine decides to ask everyone she knows what...

As our heroine is heading right outside to play, our heroine's mother tells our heroine, "Hold the line!" And our heroine is left wondering what her dear, sweet mother meant. And so, our heroine decides to ask everyone she knows what they think about...

Our heroine's mother tells our heroine, "Smile! Laugh! sing! Because you can do just anything!" And our heroine is left wondering what her mother meant! And then, she decides to ask everyone she knows what they think about what her dear,...

Our heroine's mother suddenly quotes Alexander Pope and tells our heroine, "Hope springs eternal in the human breast." And this leaves our heroine dumbfounded once again, and not knowing what her mother means. In fact, she thinks maybe her...

It has been the experience of not only the elephant, but also of all of the other fun and familiar characters in this fun, ‘learn to read’ book filled with word recognition, and word repetition and rhyme, that what goes around really does...

Our climate is changing, and not in a good way! And the fact is, we started it!  And while we aren’t directly responsible for those who pollute our beautiful planet through industry, we are (in the end) actually responsible for its demise;...

Love is a glorious thing;  and when it comes to life, love always wins, as it must.  And this means if we want to win in this life, we must always do what is just and good and right.  Now, while this may seem like a very big concept, it is...

People need to love and accept each other just the way they are!  You see, we are all different; and our differences and  the ways we are different from one another happen to be what makes us stronger as a whole!  And if you don’t...

Great Grandma comes to visit; and as out heroine heads out the door to play Great Grandma tells our heroine something our heroine doesn't at all understand! Great Grandma shouts out, "Razzle-dazzle them!" And our heroine is once again left wondering...

There's an app for everything, even meeting a new nemesis.Up-and-coming teen superhero Cortex is on top of the world-at least, until his villain dumps him. If he's going to save his reputation, he needs a new villain to fight, and fast. Meanwhile, the...

Declan's got a very busy day. But don't worry, he's got plenty of imagination to see him through. He's CatBoy when he's racing around his trucks. It's Trunky, the elephant, who picks up his bagel. And Monkey buckles up in the car to go on adventures with...

It is time for Emilia, Gianpaolo, and Liliana to go to bed. But when Mommy and Daddy go upstairs to help them get ready, the children are nowhere to be found. Instead, three squirrels are jumping on the bed, swinging from the chandelier, and putting on...

Fast and funny and happy-making' Lisa Williamson, author of THE ART OF BEING NORMALTwelve hours, two boys, one girl . . . and a whole lot of hairspray. Seventeen-year-old Sunny's always been a little bit of a pushover. But when she's sent a picture of...

Frank is terrified of everything, so how's he going to cope with sinister looming monsters, vampires, foul mouthed gnomes and ghosts as he struggles to find out why he's so scared all the time? All while fighting to free his dear friend from the clutches...

In a quiet town, probably similar to the one you live in, lived a boy. The boy was called Theo, and he was nothing special ... except to his parents because all children are special to their parents.But despite all the normal things about Theo, there was...

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Jessica was told over and over by her mother, that if she didn't clean her room something badwould happen, everyday like clockwork her mother would say the same thing and everyday Jessica's answerwould be the same: "Ok, Mom, later when I finish playing...

A little dead girl has a stay at a hospital run by ineffective birds. That's the very quick way of saying it all, but then you leave out the animal with 3 legs and a dark spiral on its fur, as well as the girl made of moving copper parts. And the hunter...

The book "Adventures of The Whistling Girl and The Carrot Pal" is written in Ukrainian for kids and about kids! The main characters, the Whistling Girl and the Carrot Pal meet Lucas, a white flamingo who lives at the zoo and dreams of a colorful...

Hank Huckleberry loves to sell fruit at his neighborhood grocery store where he is known for selling only the freshest and tastiest fruits and veggies around. But, what can he do when he walks into his store one morning, only to see that really some bad...

Max couldn't be more excited: Grandpa is moving in!Max and his grandpa love to spend time together. They go for walks, watch movies, and learn about the stars. They have so much fun, and Max can't wait for Grandpa to live with him. But that first night...

Something foul is afoot in Jason Matheson's unkempt bedroom. Jason and his friend Colin are in for a nasty shock when a grotesque discovery spreads from his messy personal space and becomes the talk of the town. What follows is a rollercoaster ride for...

Meet Barney Bee, a very sweet, yet plumply round bumble bee who spends his day flying from flower to flower eating pollen. In fact, Barney Bee loves pollen so much he 'comes down' with a hefty problem.Join Hamilton Troll as he spends a day following...

This fourth book of the "Don't Want To" series features a child who is sad with a little brother's behavior. Laugh along as Grandma Brown shows him how she thinks he looks when he pouts. Read to see what happens in I Don't Want to Smile! I Want to Pout!...

Delightful verse!  Wonderful Art!     You'll love it from the second you start!Warm, witty, playful and bold -     fun for the young - good for the old!Share in the classroom.  Read it at home.   ...

Rachel's hooked on Twilight and is in love with Edward Cullen. Clive is obsessed with Rachel but he's no Edward. Lewis is in love with himself until he meets Rachel. Both boys fail to win her until one of them has the bright idea of becoming Edward. This...

A wonderful children's book about friendship and sharingMerck, the five-year old Golden Retriever likes his life just the way it is. When Charlie, a West Highland Terrier comes to stay, he makes himself comfortable on Merck's bed, plays with Merck's toys...

The Ickles® return in their first full-length novel."We are Ickles. A proud, and independent people."We just didn't know we were such tiny little beings."To us we seemed normal size."Until the day we came face to face with our greatest challenge."How...

Dorothy possesses three fears. Strangers, judgement, and liking boys who won't like her back.When her insistent mother persuades her to fill a waitressing position at Uncle Ray's restaurant, Corner, Dot is forced to leave behind her cuddly cat...

Police Constable (PC) Dill Pickle cracks cases in the fridge - you read that right, he's a pickle and a cop!In this imaginative picture book, he's on the hunt for Sherry Cherry Tomato's missing teddy bear, and he needs your help.Join PC Dill Pickle, Greg...

Join Shawn the Prawn on his silly seaside adventure! This playful little guy spends the day at the beach, soaking up the sun and having a relaxing time.But when he falls asleep and gets a bad sunburn, he learns an important lesson about taking care of...

Are you ready for a ghostly adventure? Meet Max, the ghost hunter extraordinaire!When Max's parents mysteriously disappear in a haunted hotel, he knows it's up to him to crack the case. But he can't do it alone-he'll need the help of some wild and...

They're puppies! They're princesses! They party in the clouds & have silly, magical adventures! Travel to a kingdom in the clouds inhabited by five excitable puppies (who just happen to be princesses). TeaCup Pup: The leader of the Princess...

Aliens Attack! When science camp buddies Kevin, Warner, Tara, and TJ summon alien life to earth, they quickly find out that not all extraterrestrials come in peace. Can they stop an alien takeover and save the world in time to win the Invention...

Take your young readers into a world of fun. Don't Ever Pick Your Nose With Your Toes is a funny rhyming picture book that encourages being silly, imaginative play, and good hygiene.With easy to read font, and a fun story, it is a great book for early...

A child's beloved grampa spins colorful stories about what things were like when he was a boy, but not the usual tales about walking to school in blizzards. Giants living next door, magic flying pants, mermaids, boxing matches with alligators-could life...

"You have no legs - you're a fish! You can't flop your way there!"When Svensk Fisk (Swedish Fish) enthusiastically tells his best friend, Elsa Fisk, about his strange idea to leave their home in the Baltic Sea to travel into the middle of Sweden, Elsa is...

It's Saturday morning again, and after Greek school, Andreas and Arianna are performing at a fabulous international festival. However, to their surprise, a wonderful adventure of excitement, discovery, and new friendships awaits them. Their friends...