Children's Humorous Stories Books

Presidents, planets and a person called Poop. An awesome alien adventure for any age group!How would you feel if aliens landed in your back garden? What would you do if the Men in Black turned up at your front door? Probably poop your pants! (I know I...

For all the parents out there whose children have seemingly boundless energy and make the bedtime routine a nightly struggle, this book is for you. Dedicated to twin boys who inspired its creation, it offers a delightful and relatable story that captures...

The Barnyard Boys are back in this funny book about football! Finn really likes football, in fact he plays football with his friends and his two brothers, Owen and Dez. Finn turns seven years old and his Grandparents have given him tickets to see his...

Since when is a kite afraid of heights? Well, this one is! But when he discovers a hot-air balloon, an airplane, and even a rocketship all possess the same fear, he begins to discover that they are not all that different from one another.This absurd,...

When presented with the opportunity to swap his dad for a state-of-the-art robot, Sam Smart doesn't hesitate for a moment.His fateful decision creates a firestorm that will test him to his limits and make him question everything he once believed.Sam must...

Hope Kelley dreams every night.Every night, she dreams in Sombre. Sombre is beyond lucid, beyond any nightmare. It can be felt, it exists. Each dream is a mission. Every nightmare is horrific and plays out to a violent end. In her waking world, Hope is a...

This book contains a lot of silliness and a plan! The silliness? You will say "underwear" so many times that you will laugh and giggle a lot. The plan? By the time you finish this book, you will not need to say "underwear" and giggle at school, the...

Meet Huck the Roof Dog, a young golden retriever who has the most unusual hobby of spending time hanging out on the roof of his Austin, Texas home.When he's not on the roof, Huck lends a paw to his many friends in need. Whether helping a little girl...

This year, my brother, Spencer, is hosting his first Thanksgiving dinner. With Spencer as the chef, it's bound to be full of surprises. What are those strange noises coming from inside the house? And where is he cooking the...turkey, mashed potatoes,...

This devotional book is about the pets and animals that God has brought into my life. Each one of these animals taught me valuable lessons. Cowbell and Marshmellow are cats owned by my daughter, Stephanie. Each of these cats has her own personality and...

Travel along on Great Grandma's Astonishing Adventures! This heart-warming journey with Great Grandma and her adorable, devoted, and very large ginger cat, Mincemeat, begins in the 1950s in their cottage atop a hill in the English countryside near the...

Bubbles Bubbles Everywhere is a rhyming story about too many bubbles taking over at bath time and the chaos that follows! A fun filled adventure with whimsical illustrations that adults will love to read aloud and children will enjoy hearing again and...

Exiled on Earth, Funny Boy must save his new planet from an evil haircut Never spit spitballs at your brother. That’s the lesson Funny Boy learned on his last day on the planet Crouton, when his parents strapped him to a rocket and shot him to...

When America’s cows go on strike, a gang of interstellar cheeses land on Earth The nation’s cattle have gotten too smart for their own good. Tired of letting humans steal their milk, American cows have gone on strike. This is great news for...

Funny Boy faces his biggest threat yet—a plaque attack! Funny Boy’s super-powered sense of humor has saved the world from airsick aliens, bubble-brained barbers, and a chain of chitchatting cheeses. It’s even won him the love of his...

Bumble Bum-Rumble & The Toilet Tumble Through Time - Book No:2 in the Bumble Bum-Rumble Series. A hilarious, heartwarming and uplifting rhyming tale of daring adventure, and diving through toilet time-tunnels.Told through rhyming verse, with...

Have you ever been sat of your sofa and realised that your TV remote has gone missing? Have your sweets vanished into thin air? Maybe your grown-up can't find their keys? Well, this book may hold the answer to all these and many more mysteries: The Sofa...

Prepare for an unforgettable journey into the enchanting world of "The Mysterious Red Moon: A Lunar Eclipse Adventure." Join Rabbit, Mouse, Bear, and their curious animal friends as they unravel the secrets of the night sky.This delightful children's...

Clumsy Clarabelle shops for the perfect birthday present for Mom but finds herself in a stinky mess. Join her as she tries to figure out how to do the right thing and still give her Mom the best present ever..

In the city of Myrefall, the fate of Foodmanity is in danger. The Mains and the Snacks are on the brink of war, and the beloved King Burrito lies murdered in his home. Someone must solve this case before it reaches the public eye and causes the biggest...

A funny story about how an old adopted cat named Marshmallow becomes best friends with a cute little sasquatch named Squishy. Together they are professional mess makers, so they'll need to learn to work together if they ever want to see a clean room!

Stu isn't quite like other ostriches. He is curious and wonders about life and the why and how of things. It's no surprise then that he has to know what this contraption is that a human rides up and down the road every day.The human tells him...

Ollie is a lovable delivery truck driver who's in a bit of a jam! When his shipment of potato salad goes missing, something weird and magical happens: "Watch out! It's a potato salad monster!"With your help, Ollie needs to solve three brain-tickling...

Betty Davis, Jack Russell puppy and seriously smart cookie, has been alive for a whole year. Naturally, she has all kinds of advice to share with other dogs! She knows all about how to give the best kisses, what not to pee on, and where to find ducks and...

Roc the Croc needs a tooth pulled, Simon has lost his smile, and Kel the dragon is here to make us smile on long rainy days!The Poetry Book for Us Kids is written through the eyes of a child. It explores youthful joys and fears with humour, imagination,...

When Zada Jane brought her prized possession for show-and-tell, no one imagined the chaos that would ensue. That was typically how things unfolded around Zada Jane-one seemingly innocent act turning everything upside down. She wasn't a bad child; quite...

Peter and Tom were best friends. Their favourite things at school were football and science. They were so excited to learn that the headteacher wanted to start a school football team. The chances of the team being successful were greatly increased when a...

For the millions of fans who have made Britney Spears the hottest female singer in America comes a parody that takes the reader into the Adrian-Mole-ish world of a California teen! Dear Diary; I admit it. I've been following Britney Spears since she was...

Cheesesteaks and Clippers is an endearing look at important life lessons learned during a visit to a beloved local barber shop. Told from the perspective of a young boy, the humorous story and engaging illustrations capture the warmth and friendship...

Beamer, age 13, who speaks only Californian, is an alien in the world of Middle America, exiled to a bizarre, ancient house on a mysterious street that may or may not exist on any map. With the help of a nerdy African-American kid named Ghoulie, a gangly...

Follow Bennie as he chases away his Monday blues and embraces some humor in this fun new book, What are Mondays good for, Anyway?Bennie hates Mondays. Mondays mean no more watching cartoons or eating choco-chip pancakes. Mondays mean only work and no...

In this charming children's book, you will meet an angel named Glori, one of God's special angels. God has a big plan for Glori but she must first learn some lessons so He can send her on her mission to minister to children. Glori is a little different...

Noah Reagan has always dreamed of making it big-for science. A place in The Summer with Supers Youth Program would provide him with just that. Popularity, respect, and maybe even a bully-free semester.     But when Lincoln City's...

An impatient piggy has been waiting forever to sail away to big pig pirate school. When the day finally arrives, the young scallywag gets cold hooves and can't wait until the day ends! That is...until a surprise treasure drifts in from the high seas and...

"Immerse yourself in a hilarious tale filled with drama, humor and action in The Fruits Get Political. The comedy is laugh-out-loud funny, especially a few ridiculous events that will have you in stitches. I thoroughly enjoyed the book and recommend it...

THESE WILD, HILARIOUS ANIMALS NEED A RIDE! And Mr. Taxi couldn't be happier Zipping his customers down the street in his taxi! But why are they always asking Mr. Taxi to make his taxi different? Despite his good intentions, each time he tries...

This is a story from the perspective of a hardworking dad trying to provide for his family through all the chaos. His love for his family is what drives him, and his career at the SRS is rewarding. He is ambitious and dreams of a bright future for...

The Nine Lives Of Cats is a fantasy story that evolves around the theme that cats have nine lives and the protagonist of the story is Jimbo a young cat whose mistress is Meera. She prays to God to do something for Jimbo so that he can survive on his own...

Moving is never easy, especially when you're a sheltered high school junior from a small town. As Meg attempts to navigate her new life in the big city, trying to find food, friends, and fun, she also tries to find ways to hurdle the obstacles that come...