Children's Humorous Stories Books

Everyone has had a bad day, but maybe not quite as bad as Barnabas.Come join Barnabas on this poo-tastic journey.Written By Andrew Wheeler Illustrated By Rachel DiNunzio

Everyone needs a friend sometime, and nobody likes to be alone. See what happens when some spunky animals get too noisy in the library and are told to leave. Who is left behind, and what happens next?This book combines the concept of friendship with...

This book is a valentine in and of itself, and it is meant for all of the many valentines out there in the world, who need to be reminded there is no end to love. People express love, animals express love--in this book love seems to be just about...

Prepare for laughs and calamitous adventures with this heartwarming story of a ten-year-old boy and his Gran.What would happen if a potion with magical qualities ever got into the wrong hands? Tommy and his Gran are tasked with making sure that this...

"Puggled" - Scottish word for exhausted, in a state of collapse.Puggleton is a light hearted children's picture book introducing children to the concept of healthy living. Written fully in rhyme it takes the reader through Puggleton's transformation from...

"Come along, settle down - get yourself a drink, And I'll explain how our Queen is more fun then you'd think."Embark with us on a right Royal tale around London, but who is that hiding in the shadows? It's our very own Platinum Monarch, Queen Elizabeth...

Based on a true story, JENI'S BUBBLE follows the adventure of a five-year-old girl who really wants to learn how to blow big bubbles with her gum. With Grandma's encouragement and the mantra "practice makes perfect", little Jeni figures out how to...

A wild story about being different, for ages 4-8.Meow Is Not Cat is a picture book about a clever kid who learns to embrace their unique qualities on a field trip. Meow, the main character, is puzzled as to why everyone calls them Meow. They suspect it's...

Age Level: 7-11For kids who love video games! Easy to read. Impossible to put down!Meet Connor, Glitch and Lisa - ace gamers who lurk in the shadows of their online elementary school, vanquishing monsters, keeping hallways safe, and putting their digital...

<b>If you put trouble-making teenagers in summer camp without adult supervision, you know what to expect... Comedy, chaos, and someone crapping in the shower. Troop 99 will have to survive a twisted game of paintball, outrun a rabid buck with...

Best-selling teenage author brings more laughs and shenanigans with book two in her hilarious middle-grade series, BBLS. A smothering mother, an alien brother, TV-stealing grandmas, a purple puppy-is anyone normal in rascally nine-year-old Aaliyah's...

Evan lives life in black and white. He knows all about blending in. All penguins do. More than anything, Evan wants to stand out from the crowd. Standing out isn't always a good thing-especially when you're poking other penguins in the butt...

I don't understand a lot of things - I guess that's why I ask so many questions. But one thing I do know: Santa Claus is real! How do I know? Because one year, I almost ruined Christmas. My curiosity is always getting me in trouble. You know what they...

The Little Brown Spider and his new friend face-off against a giant caterpillar! See what happens when a quiet country trip turns into a menacing monster mystery with the Little Brown Spider in, "The Giant Caterpillar."

Crysanthemum Chameleon is the curious type. That is usually a positive quality, unless it traps you inside a human dwelling! Chrys (for short!) has to use all her other good qualities: changing every color in the rainbow, speed, small size, and smarts to...

It was early one clear morningWhen I looked up in the sky,And I could swear I sawA tiny baseball whizzing by.Can't be, I said to no one there,A ball in outer space? Then I recalled the legendAnd a smile came to my face. In the ancient town of...

This book was written about the hills climbed by Luke and myself in Auckland City over a period of two years.

A hardworking family, Lolly, Cherry, Soda, and Coco Pop own a farm where they harvest yummy lollipops, fresh candy corn, and a variety of other sweet treats. On Pops farm, herds of strawberry and chocolate milk cows and cotton-candy sheep roam the...

Just after Christmas, a very young donkey named Jenny arrives in Foster Lake, Maine, at the Donkey and Mule Rescue run by Dan and Anne Stevens. Their eight-year-old daughter, Olivia, is fascinated by the cowboys who bring Jenny to them—even though...

Long, long ago, there was a little golden dragon named Beeswing. He could breathe fire when he was angry, but he almost never was. And, he had the ability to change into other animals. That made his friends laugh and laugh.One day, the friends played so...

They scream. They laugh. They survive. Four kids with seemingly nothing in common are forced to team up for an entire summer for an extra credit project to discover nature. The thought of spending the summer together fills each one with dread. "What if...

A wild and crazy day got started with a tiny feather. The whole town started screaming and running, traffic piled up and all because NO ONE stayed calm.Debbie Taborn is the author of several children's books.♥ Makena's Fire♥ Donia and Her Marvelous Bag...

This early, extensively illustrated works is a fascinating novel of the period and still an interesting read today. Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900's and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive...

My Literary Zoo is a book written by Kate Sanborn and published in 1896. This book is a collection of humorous and satirical sketches of famous literary figures from the 19th century. The book is divided into different sections, each focusing on a...

Plish and Plum is a children's book written by German author and illustrator Wilhelm Busch and first published in 1882. The book tells the story of two mischievous young boys, Plish and Plum, who get into all sorts of trouble as they explore the world...

Licky and His Gang is a children's book written by Grace Sartwell Mason and published in 1912. The story follows the adventures of Licky, a mischievous young boy, and his group of friends as they explore their neighborhood and get into all sorts of...

Godfrey Marten: Schoolboy is a novel written by Charles Turley and published in 1903. The book follows the adventures of the titular character, Godfrey Marten, as he navigates his way through school life. Godfrey is a mischievous and playful boy who...

Laban is a cat with a vivid imagination. Every corner seems to hold a surprise that spooks him. Follow along as a curious cat overcomes his anxiety with some deep breathing, and learns about mindfulness along the way.

It's Show and Tell Day and Earth is having trouble because of plastic pollution in her oceans. Can the other planets help Earth show off her amazing biodiversity?A colorful and delightful story to introduce children to the issue of plastic pollution,...

The Longest Minute is a heart-warming tale of a young boy who is eager to get his family's attention. After being told over and over, "Give me ten minutes," while his family deals with chores, he finally sets off to seek out these minutes so that he and...

In this endearing tale, Gilman the hedgehog has trouble with forgetfulness, but the hedgehogs who love him go to great lengths in the park, in his house, and in the grocery story, to help him rescue his green balloon. His excitement leads to a surprise...

Is the battle of the toilet seat leaving you frustrated? ​​​​​​​Please Put the Seat Down . . . and the Lid Too is the playful, rhyming book that turns this universal household challenge into a delightful teaching moment, perfect for kids of all ages...

It's the most wonderful time of the year...That is, for everyone but Jabari. Last year, Jabari snuck out of bed to sneak a peek at Santa and saw something he should not have seen. Jabari saw Mommy and Santa kissing near the Christmas tree. Jabari wanted...

What happens when a pig dreams big? He thinks he's a panda, of course!Meet Piggie-Panda, a loveable pet pig with a BIG imagination. Join him on a laugh-out-loud adventure as he munches bamboo, climbs trees, and engages clues. But will...

In the world of fairy tales, everyone knows the story: a girl kisses a frog, and poof, it turns into a prince. But what if they've got it all wrong? Phillipe the Penguin knows the truth, and he's ready to share it-but at a price. Breaking the...

The only way out of this marriage is to act crazy!When a transmigrator wakes up in the body of the fictional villainess Scarlett Arman, a few things become abundantly clear: she is a minor character, destined to die like so many other antagonists...

Pigs in Peril is a humorous children's book about a young girl whose imagination takes her on a safari where she discovers a rare caterpillar. Meanwhile, back on the farm, her pigs have mysteriously sprouted wings. When Juliette hears a warning message...

Sometimes, love is messy.The last thing Morgan wants is to spend one of her final weekends before school starts at a wedding in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. But that's exactly what she's doing since her favorite childhood babysitter is getting...

One day the people who live with Elmer, who was a little elf, baked a blueberry pie. The minute Elmer had a chance he jumped right into that rich, melting pie and ate till his elfin stomach bulged. It was delicious, and Elmer wanted another one right...

Have you ever seen a horse in hair curlers or a pig wearing purple pants? All week long, the animals have been acting silly, and even the farmer is growing suspicious of their behavior. Something especially unusual has been brewing in the barnyard. The...

In All the Gross Things I Can Do, a lucky little girl knows that the people in her life will love her, no matter what. She finds the bright side in mischievous misbehavior and never lets a scolding ruin her belief that life is meant to be enjoyed.This is...

Santa Claus: the fat jolly guy who lives in the North Pole surrounded by happy little elves. The same guy that flies around the world in a magical sleigh delivering presents to children and gets to snack on milk and cookies past his bedtime. Sounds...

X-rays the X-rays is an illustrated children's book. It is both fun and educational. It consists of mini-stories full of alliteration and tongue twisters that are based on word conversions (or zero-derivatives)-when a single word serves as two different...

Get ready to meet Daisy, the playful and loveable French Bulldog who lives up to her nickname: the Cutie Tootie Tater Tornado! This delightful children's book will have little ones giggling as they follow Daisy's whirlwind adventures through her day-from...

Watch the Watch is an illustrated children's book. It is both fun and educational. It consists of mini-stories full of alliteration and tongue twisters that are based on word conversions (or zero-derivatives)-when a single word serves as two different...

Where do chicken nuggets come from? That's a question young Otto has for his parents one afternoon on the way to the Christmas Festival. When they're not sure what to tell him, he falls asleep in the car and has the best dream ever, answering that very...

A Pig is not without honor . . . except maybe in the mud that he was born into.Come meet a straight-shooting Pig, a sympathetic Chicken, an arrogant Cat, an exhausted Rabbit and all the other barnyard souls of Desirable Mud. These characters are...

A dog named Lobo has a big problem! He was playing catch with his bone but it got stuck in a tree. He went up to get it but now he's stuck too! He calls for help but why won't anyone help him? How can Lobo possibly get down safely? Through this silly...