Children's Humorous Stories Books

Everyone should tell the truth, because it is true that the truth will always set you free! And this is because if you lie and never tell the truth, or even if you lie a little bit, you are not being true to yourself. And everyone knows you...

Think about what it means to be pink! And ask yourself about what having an absolutely wonderful pink day would mean to you! Now why that may seem like a silly thing to think about, having an absolutely wonderful pink day really, truly...

One thing always leads to another, and for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction! And this is why it is never really truly a question of if or even of hen when it comes to making choices about what you choose to say or to do! ...

If you hurt somebody’s feelings, even if you really didn’t mean to hurt their feelings, it is always a very good thing if you apologize.  And one thing you should never do, is to say mean things to others  or to call them mean names...

We all need to be kind to one another, merciful, meek and generous.  Calling people names and making fun of them does not fit into this category and if it is true that the meek will inherit the earth, we need to be meek, each and every singe one of...

Every Child Can be a Reading Star!A very fat cat is not fast. Or is she? Catty can be fast when she wants to be fast. Is Catty Fast? is part of the Reading Stars series. Reading Star books are for kids at the very beginning of a lifetime love of reading...

It is three o'clock in the morning when five pairs of abandoned shoes awaken inside Enzo's repair shop. Prima is an Italian-made pair of ice skates. Her pals are Di, distressed leather boots; Brody, high-top basketball sneakers; Dallas, a fifty-year-old...

A big, shaggy cat startles the square-eyed raccoon on her evening walk. After the raccoon jumps up onto a roof to escape the cat's muddy claws, she discovers the perfect place to have a family. But when the lady who lives in the house locks Square-Eyed...

Un chat ébouriffé surprend le raton femelle aux yeux carrés lors de sa promenade du soir. Afin d'échapper aux griffes boueuses du chat, Raton Yeux-Carrés saute sur un toit. C'est alors qu'elle découvre l'endroit idéal pour fonder une famille. Mais...

This story is based on fiction. It is about twin sisters named Barbara and Bridget, who love spooky adventures. The story begins as a 'Scare Night' which is the twins' adventure before Halloween, it involves some witchcraft, and takes the twins into a...

Louisa Moo Alcott stands out among the herd. While others are lazing around and grazing on grass, Louisa is busy writing, creating, and publishing best-selling books. She is, indeed, a talented, unique, and famous cow loved deeply by her fellow animals...

Who hasn’t dreamed of a fabulous magic flying carpet taking us on journeys in which our every wish comes true? Kittle certainly thought she had found her own magic carpet when Professor Digger talked about Ancient Egypt and said he would take her...

My name is Mertyle. Yeah, that's right! I said Mertyle. Can I help it if my parents had terrible taste in names? Besides, I go by Mertie. My friend Ernie has a much bigger problem than I do. First, his name is Ernie and second, you can't very well...

The Cheery Book is a collection of humorous and uplifting stories and poems compiled by Joe Kerr and originally published in 1898. The book is intended to bring cheer and joy to its readers, with tales of funny mishaps, lighthearted adventures, and witty...

""Bertie And The Carpenters: Or The Way To Be Happy"" is a children's book written by Madeline Leslie, first published in 1880. The story follows Bertie, a young boy who is unhappy with his life and constantly complains. One day, he meets a group of...

Soccer prodigy? Star gymnast? Academic whiz kid? There just aren't enough hours in the day for a twelve year old girl. Alyssa doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up but she knows that she DOESN'T want to be homeschooled, that's for sure!...

In this second installment of Tales of Basschundia, King Froderick confronts a dire threat to the crown. A "pony" invader sits upon the Cushy Throne. The royal chalice has been violated. The invader's drool is everywhere. Shall ten centuries of glorious...

"My daughter and I had a chance to preview the book and it is AMAZING and SPECTACULAR! Don't miss a chance to own this comic! it is silly in all the right places. The world needs more pure silly fun in it...." -Mike and Aurora Garguilo, creators of Dino...

Meet King Froderick, son Roderick, son of Oderick, son of Derick, son of Erick, son of Rick, reigning monarch of Basschundia. Froderick and his royal retainers--court jester Huxley, personal steward Luna, and executioner Tiny Kitten--are waiting to...

How would the world be if Romeo and Juliet hadn't fallen in lo love, but hated each other?  Many have taken the classic tragic love story and put it into different times and places. In this rendition the infamous couple and their families have been...

2023 BookFest Book Awards Gold Medal WINNER."Outstanding story. I would have a book talk on it and use it for a book club." ~ Penny EsterlyA magic apprentice.A bad decision.A perilous quest. Being the Rainbow Weaver's apprentice is everything Addie's...

Eddy Piaff, l'oiseau solitaire, n'apprécie rien de plus que sa tranquillité. Cependant, un problème persistant se dresse devant lui : le regard du lecteur. À chaque page, vous découvrirez des scènes de la vie quotidienne de ce drôle d'oiseau, confronté à...

The 5th in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about Winnie's adventures with an aardvark. Winniehas an exciting life despite any set...

The Giant's Causeway in the North of Ireland has given rise to many stories. In this story, meet Finn McCool, the fiercest hero in all of Ireland. But Benandonner, the Scottish giant across the sea, is just as big and fierce. When Benandonner sends...

Kindness rules the day! After finding a note on a park bench, one child's smile attracts crowds and skeptics. What did the note say? Why is the child smiling? There are surprising results in the end. After sharing this story together, you and your...

In this new Shakes the Cow picture book adventure from Deans Family Productions/Crass Fed Kids, Shakes the Cow and her best friend Percie the Penguin are taking a vacation in Cownada! They are in Moontreal, Cownada visiting their family's ancestral...

Shakes the Cow is back home from her spacewalk taken in MOO THOUSAND AND PUN. In this follow-up picture book story told in rhyming couplet, Shakes and her best friend Percie the Penguin are on holiday after Shakes' trip through space, and exploring the...

Shakes The Cow is back in a brand new adventure! She's been to space in MOO THOUSAND AND PUN, and got lost in the jungle in TEMPLE OF MOO'D. Now, Shakes is taking on a completely new challenge: car racing! Shakes is traveling the world as a...

MOO THOUSAND AND PUN is a children's picture book telling the incredibly true made up story of a cow who becomes an astronaut, then goes on a spacewalk...and gets lost! Readers are introduced to Shakes the cow - a cow like no udder - and then follow her...

**Bizarro fiction at its weirdest**  This is the story of a cynical boy named Evan Jacobson, who goes through a hole in the basement wall and into another world...but a world HE created. Evan quickly realizes that he is stuck inside his OWN...

Everyone has had a bad day, but maybe not quite as bad as Barnabas.Come join Barnabas on this poo-tastic journey.Written By Andrew Wheeler Illustrated By Rachel DiNunzio

Everyone needs a friend sometime, and nobody likes to be alone. See what happens when some spunky animals get too noisy in the library and are told to leave. Who is left behind, and what happens next?This book combines the concept of friendship with...

This book is a valentine in and of itself, and it is meant for all of the many valentines out there in the world, who need to be reminded there is no end to love. People express love, animals express love--in this book love seems to be just about...

Prepare for laughs and calamitous adventures with this heartwarming story of a ten-year-old boy and his Gran.What would happen if a potion with magical qualities ever got into the wrong hands? Tommy and his Gran are tasked with making sure that this...

"Puggled" - Scottish word for exhausted, in a state of collapse.Puggleton is a light hearted children's picture book introducing children to the concept of healthy living. Written fully in rhyme it takes the reader through Puggleton's transformation from...

"Come along, settle down - get yourself a drink, And I'll explain how our Queen is more fun then you'd think."Embark with us on a right Royal tale around London, but who is that hiding in the shadows? It's our very own Platinum Monarch, Queen Elizabeth...

Based on a true story, JENI'S BUBBLE follows the adventure of a five-year-old girl who really wants to learn how to blow big bubbles with her gum. With Grandma's encouragement and the mantra "practice makes perfect", little Jeni figures out how to...

A wild story about being different, for ages 4-8.Meow Is Not Cat is a picture book about a clever kid who learns to embrace their unique qualities on a field trip. Meow, the main character, is puzzled as to why everyone calls them Meow. They suspect it's...

Age Level: 7-11For kids who love video games! Easy to read. Impossible to put down!Meet Connor, Glitch and Lisa - ace gamers who lurk in the shadows of their online elementary school, vanquishing monsters, keeping hallways safe, and putting their digital...

<b>If you put trouble-making teenagers in summer camp without adult supervision, you know what to expect... Comedy, chaos, and someone crapping in the shower. Troop 99 will have to survive a twisted game of paintball, outrun a rabid buck with...

Best-selling teenage author brings more laughs and shenanigans with book two in her hilarious middle-grade series, BBLS. A smothering mother, an alien brother, TV-stealing grandmas, a purple puppy-is anyone normal in rascally nine-year-old Aaliyah's...

Evan lives life in black and white. He knows all about blending in. All penguins do. More than anything, Evan wants to stand out from the crowd. Standing out isn't always a good thing-especially when you're poking other penguins in the butt...

I don't understand a lot of things - I guess that's why I ask so many questions. But one thing I do know: Santa Claus is real! How do I know? Because one year, I almost ruined Christmas. My curiosity is always getting me in trouble. You know what they...

The Little Brown Spider and his new friend face-off against a giant caterpillar! See what happens when a quiet country trip turns into a menacing monster mystery with the Little Brown Spider in, "The Giant Caterpillar."

Crysanthemum Chameleon is the curious type. That is usually a positive quality, unless it traps you inside a human dwelling! Chrys (for short!) has to use all her other good qualities: changing every color in the rainbow, speed, small size, and smarts to...

It was early one clear morningWhen I looked up in the sky,And I could swear I sawA tiny baseball whizzing by.Can't be, I said to no one there,A ball in outer space? Then I recalled the legendAnd a smile came to my face. In the ancient town of...