Children's Humorous Stories Books

Mikey the T. rex loves donuts, but he doesn't like sharing. When Mikey's delicious donuts start to disappear one by one, he thinks that the reader is taking them, but he is too busy worrying about his donut dilemma to see what's right behind him. Will...

A hilariously clever picture book about a regular garden-variety bunny who, despite the evidence, says he is definitely NOT the Easter Bunny.Everyone, look! It's the Easter Bunny!He says he’s just a regular ol’ fluffy white bunny, but...

Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie are back with their highly anticipated ninth book, (Pretty Please) Do Not Open this Book. Whether ‘pretty please’ is a polite request or a desperate plea is for you to decide!This time, Wizz is reunited with his...

Embark on a delightful rhyming adventure with Barry the Buffalo, a lovable character whose big butt holds a heart of gold! In 'Barry the Buffalo With a Big Butt,' children will giggle and cheer as they follow Barry's endearing journey of friendship and...

Dive into the heartwarming tale of Kingi, the cross-eyed kingfisher, as he embarks on a courageous journey of self-discovery and resilience. In this enchanting children's book, Kingi faces challenges unique to his condition but learns that true strength...

"In the Smart Alec Alex Series (Book #1), Changing Schools and Classroom Rules, Alex's mom suggests she MAY need braces, due to her overbite."What is an Overbite? I don't over bite my food, I chew like smart kids" I say.Alex is not thrilled about it, but...

Daddy Likes to Dance is a look inside how a child sees their father being silly and playing. With parents' busy lives through work and other obligations, making time for your child or children is essential. Having a special bond through being silly can...

Meet Fancy, she loves fashion, flowers, and fabulous birthday parties. Prince William has just invited her to the Ball, but what will she wear? All her clothes just went out to the cleaners. Find out how this age old question gets answered in a...

After years of bad grades, brutal scoldings, and violent wedgies, Derek Slothman believes that there is only one way to escape middle school: to become famous. While his logic may be flawed and his self-awareness lacking, the former child actor will stop...

Whenever I see a girl with a gold bikini, I think of Princess Leia. Here on the Gold Coast, gold bikinis are common, so I think of Princess Leia a lot.Eighteen-year-old Olivia Grace has deferred her law degree and ducked out of her friends' gap-year tour...

A visiting cousin, a new girlfriend and theatrical mischief and mayhem abound in another uniquely funny addition to the beloved 'Elizabella' series. It's the end of the year and everything is changing at Bilby Creek. Elizabella and her gang are about...

"You are deluded, Romeo. Vampires do not have the capability to love. They are heartless." The Capulets and the Montagues have some deep and essential differences. Blood differences. Of course, the Capulets can escape their vampire fate, and the...

The fifth book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Princess Diaries series by Meg Cabot.In her heart of hearts, Mia has but one wish: an evening spent with Michael in a tux and a corsage on her wrist--in other words, the prom. Michael, however, does not...

It's not easy being king. . . .King Freddy has been blasted billions of miles into space, the evil Wizbad is holding Freddy's family hostage in the boiling Flurbian desert, and Freddy's sister, Babette, is being forced into battle against his sidekick,...

It's an interplanetary disaster!As king of Flurb, Freddy's got it made. Everyone worships him! Well, maybe not everyone. Not Deathsnail, Chewtyke, and Big Bad Wongo--the vicious leaders of nearby planets--who want to publicly pulverize him. Not his...

Meet ZoeyShe's eleven. Well, almost eleven. Okay--halfway to eleven. And Zoey's got a few problems: She has the lowest possible score on the coolability meter, a bad hair situation, and growing earlobes. What Zoey needs is a fairy godmother who can give...

Stephanie has a whole underwear drawer full of trouble.A week ago, Stephanie's biggest problem was finding enough time to complete her homework and study for her Mathletes competitions. Now she has to deal with magical toilet brushes, sinister talking...

Something strange is happening in superopolis!The entire population has turned its back on its favorite potato chips of all time--just because someone named Comrade Crunch told them to. How is he getting the supercitizensto follow his every command? To...

Young Andy Ritter von Krumm's incredible madcap adventures with his magic pencil continue at a cracking pace.Lucifer unleashes a horde of devils on the town of Stone and gives Andy's evil aunt Kunnikunde even greater diabolical powers to use against him...

Andy Ritter von Krumm knows full well that his evil aunt Kunnikunde is violently insane, but the madness and mayhem she causes in this latest adventures shock him. There is one shock, however, that Andy welcomes. Michaela, the magic pencil spirit,...

Karate KidsOne was a black belt. One was a brown. One had a loose belt; His pants fell down. Silly, irreverent, and always clever, these poems showcase Douglas Florian's talent for creating outrageously entertaining verse. More than 150 witty poems...

He lives in a bookstore behind a large WALL OF WORDS. He eats DELICIOUS WORDS from recipes. He throws SHARP WORDS and POINTED REMARKS at his enemy. And one day he slips through the words into a story that is the greatest adventure of his life. He is THE...

For young readers who might have a mischievous dog of their own, this story follows a little girl and the cocker spaniel who disrupts her day at every turn. From making cookies to planting flowers, each attempt at fun goes awry when the dog tries to get...

King Fang has set a competition, and suitors for his daughter must spin a royal web for his approval. Will the princess marry the spider of her father's choosing, or one who makes her laugh?A contest has led to a royal wedding.Who will be punished? Who...

So, me hearties, are ye ready for a rollicking adventure on the high seas? Did ye know where pirates get their parrots? These aren't ordinary parrots; they come from an exotic island where they're trained under the watchful eye of Patch at the...

Five chickens are taken for a sled ride by a young girl, but one of the chickens, Goldenpuff, is scared of trying new things. Goldenpuff slowly learns to be brave. In the end she has a great time and can't wait to try more new activities. This sweet...

Long Description: When Kai breaks all of the museum rules, he finds himself inside the paintings that just minutes ago loomed above him. But when he continues to misbehave, he suddenly becomes lost and alone, until a girl with the pearl earring tells him...

      "She brushed her false teeth, in a smooth stroke        And put her clean choppers, in water to soak..."This delightful rhyming book is perfect for any child or - adult - who enjoys a...

A HILARIOUS PIRATE MISADVENTUREThe Blundering, Plundering Pirates’ Plot  is book 2 of the trilogy. It is an ideal shared, funny book for younger listeners and older independent readers. It’s a beautifully illustrated story with...