Humorous fiction Books

Private eye Dick DeWitt - called Dick Dimwit by some - needs a case badly during the dark days of the Great Depression.He gets more than he bargains for when he encounters the notorious Black Llama and his gang, and faces corrupt cops. Murder and mayhem...

When Harold Ratner's former girlfriend and stand-up comedy protégé Justine returns to their tropical island from a mysterious absence his fascination with her is rekindled. But she is associating with a group of strange, very tall and very good-looking...

Book 2 in the Twilight Manors in Palm Springs series.Brian & Stéphane Are Back!Everyone's favorite politically-incorrect couple is back, spreading more madness and mayhem in Palm Springs, California!So what do Peruvian Priestesses, lesbian stunt...

"Fraudulists and fabulists, scammers, lost gems, beer, an inflatable sex doll, cheap guns, a bull alligator and nitrogen narcosis contribute to this simple tale set in the briny aftermath of life in the Florida Keys and the froamy backwaters of Bone...

Amateur Sleuth Samantha Kidd is in over her head.With no job prospects on the horizon, former fashion buyer Samantha Kidd convinces boyfriend and shoe designer Nick Taylor to give her a job. But when close friend Eddie asks for help with an exhibit of...

She needs a paycheck. A murder creates the perfect job. Can she avoid becoming the next victim?​​Samantha Kidd recently added an unexpected skill to her fashion-heavy resume: solving a crime. But amateur sleuthing doesn't pay the bills. A new retailer...

My father's crotch sang many songs, and the first of them all, was me. Now it is my turn to sing, and I will sing to you of many things.Here are my stories. Here are my songs.I will sing of a man who wrestles furniture, and of a sister who disappears.I...

Wag & Scally in White House Skuldoggery is a non-PC® rated adventure that takes place between the United Kingdog and the United States of Ameridog, and includes an array of conspiracies - such as the Kennedy assassination; the dark side of the moon;...

Manifesto The Great comes from a dynasty of leaders who treat women like breeding machines. When his forefather dies, he must take over as leader, but will he be able to control the women? Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby's belly button...

Retired stage magician turned professional mystic debunker, John Barker, finds his sceptical beliefs under fire when he encounters a strange man who claims to be Merlin. After several unsuccessful attempts to rid himself of his increasingly unpredictable...

‘I was grateful for having been born human’There’s going to be trouble. Andy Caplet’s wife goes away, someone is out to get him, and he loses nearly everything in a storm. Amazing both himself and his unhuman friend Inspector...

Dick Symes leads a cast of Dickensian characters in this rollicking magic-tinged tale. After cavorting with strange beings from the 27th Dimension and inheriting an empowering object, the hero leads a campy caper to the town of Windleroot and its various...

Imagine waking up in a place you didn't recognize, not remembering anything from the day before and then finding a dead body. Or consider a male Miss Marple enmeshed in a lighthearted Memento with a dash of Fifty First Dates.In this, the third of the...

This gem of a book tells the tale of Mr. Lamb, an ordinary man who leads an ordinary life, until a chance encounter leads to him experiencing the world through the eyes of various animals. Thorne Smith again shows his mastery of the comic fantasy tale as...

Buckle up for 'Cirque du Nonsense,' the cosmic rollercoaster of your wildest dreams! Dive into an immersive wonderland where whimsy reigns, and reality and absurdity dance in ecstatic harmony. Picture yourself alongside Jane and John as they unravel the...

Over 800,000 Reads on Wattpad!Nobody expects to get turned into a vampire,  especially a guy like Bob.Everybody hopes that if they somehow get transformed into a vampire, they will instantly become some kind of superhero vampire out of the movies...

Black Is The ColourIt has been almost three decades since the brutal murder of a young father took place on the mean streets of Glasgow. This sets in motion a chain of events in nearby Paisley, against the turbulent backdrop of Thatcher's Britain...

She's got a doctorate and nothing to lose.He's got a time machine and a hot wife.Which is deadlier, love or science? In a caustically funny, post-modern Gothic, Dr. Fraçois Gagnon offers Eddy Courant a postdoc position studying time loops...

Devils TearsCharles Brown, a socially awkward, heavy metal loving cat owner and Atheist can find anything, except shawarma at four in the morning. But when tasked to recover stolen religious artifacts, he must seek expert help, which lands him at the...

Listen up, people!Rodney here. This book is about me and my mate Will and our attempts to write a book. I hope you get the irony because this book is a test of your sense of humor. Not everyone can write a book (or have a sense of humor - just read the...

Gavin & the Jingle Gulls - The Story of the making of a Seagull Supergroup When Gavin the Gull bands together with his buddies to perform a Christmas song for charity, what he doesn't expect is to end up as part of a seagull supergroup. Ambition...

The High Hill Hotel has been in in the Bumbler family for centuries, but that is all about to come to an untimely end if the dastardly Uncle Hugo has his way. So, it's all up to young Perry Bumbler and his best friend Malaika to save the day (and the...

For two centuries, Quinton al-Zoubi, the Immortal Man, has been keeping the irradiated town of New Havilah alive, supplying the New Havilians with mushrooms, chocolate, tobacco, and, unbeknownst to them, the life-giving elixir Liphoric Zed.This...

Amidst an otherwise routine blink, you have just caught glimpse of a curious and unfamiliar binding - one that promises only to lead you gradually off the wayside.Its destination: past the charming whims of poetic joviality into the snarky silhouette of...

This is a story that may be true, partially true, or not true at all.But it still definitely happened.An eclectic blend of experiences from the New Jersey Shop 'NBag, a supermarket at the Jersey Shore, The Legend of Dave Bradley celebrates the...

Fifty years in the future, an electronic fog known as the polar shroud covers the Arctic ice cap to curb climate change. The shroud has been geoengineered by maverick scientist Charlton Shalom, but now Shalom has disappeared off the grid, and the...

It's the summer of '63, and eight-year-old Mercy Walker struggles with a disturbing truth--her best friend, Laura, is living a terrible secret. . . Mercy's goal is to help rescue her friend. But then her parents announce they are moving in with her...

In a frozen desert north of nowhere, evil is open for business.Growing up in the dead-end town of Halcyon, Nevada, Cari Hembert's young life was practically over before it began. Then she got fired from her cashier job, locked in the local mall...

Professor Soren Pafko has made a life and career out of lying, conniving, manipulating, and abusing everyone in his path. So far, it's working great: he's Chair of his College's Department of Comparative Literature; he's leader of the local chapter of...

ENTERING THE FINAL FRONTIER of economic mobility, Shane scores a job in tech. They merge a massively multi-player online video game with an investment fund to buy up property after the Cascadia earthquake. The founders are betting on disaster and as...

Average Americans were told, "You will own nothing, and be happy." They are not happy, but now they have nothing, so have nothing left to lose. But what to do? A mysterious 'Corn King' proves to be the catalyst. The 'Corn King' explains how...

If all goes according to plan, tonight will be Jack Current's last. The young engineer is at the end of his emotional rope and plans to take his own life. But first, a bar crawl through his downtown Cincinnati neighborhood is in order.Accompanying him...

Momma's Three-Ring Circus is about the trials and tribulations through the eyes of Emily detailing the life and havoc of her daily adventuresome and oftentimes creative mind. As her momma always said, "There is never a dull moment in this household of...

Geared toward people of a certain age-whatever that age might be-Cruise Time, Gail Cushman's first of three novels in her Wrinkly Bits trilogy, takes you on a cruise that's filled with humor, life, and love. Audrey and Griff Lyons are retired Idaho...

Herman Strickland is a die-hard English professor and self-professed nerd who lives and breathes science fiction, history, and rock and roll. As he meticulously tracks his daily activities in journals and battles a chronic health issue, he tackles the...

When a person is elected to political office and wants more than what he or she currently has, the individual will probably say something like, "For too long human beings have been shut out from the riches hoarded by selfish people who worship no...

What kind of gift would you hustle for? This holiday treat is about an old-school hustler and family man who gets hustled by a younger hustler with a state-of-the-art price-checking device which does more than checks the value of material possessions...

A brother and sister depart war-torn Italy in 1947 and cross the Atlantic to reunite with their father in Benton, New Jersey. As the seasick brunette dreams of eligible Americani, the young fellow dreads the prospect of dealing with his cantankerous Papà...

“Comic Irish writing at its best”--Colin Quinn, comedian. “The Troubles” of Northern Ireland are history, and in the city of Derry, former foes Catholics and Protestants are living happily side by side. Or are they? Hardened mother of seven unruly thugs,...

Manny Moskowitz was born poor, very poor, and smart, very smart on the lower east Side of New York City. Now he resides at the Buckingham a very affluent senior residence in Palm Beach, Florida. Actually he funded ...

For Sara and Dante:Without you two Laurel Carnation would never exist. You have given me theexperience to write these stories, and the motivation to get them out there.I have adored the many memories and adventures you have taken me on,And look forward...

A Military mission goes terribly wrong and personal sacrifice seems to be the only sensible answer.At the conclusion of the last book. Garrett and his friends are in legal trouble. Garrett and Jeff join the Army and their quiet life in the small sleepy...

Are you ready for some shaking up?What kind of teacher do you think Mrs. Nut is? Is she mean, or is she just loco? Mrs. Nut, a fourth grade teacher, is a teacher who is upset all of the time. She does not allow any of her students to clean their glasses...