An allegorical vignette about life, choices, and identity set in the absurdity of space.
WELCOME TO THE SPACE STATION
We pride ourselves with giving you exactly what you need.*
Take your time as you experience joy and sorrow, love and anger.† Replay fond memories or replace them with new ones-your choice! Travel to distant lands and witness cosmic and earthly events that will leave you changed forever! See your life as it was meant to be seen.
Don't worry, we'll be there to help you along your journey. We'll take a back seat, of course, but we'll always be available to guide you if you need it.
Now, suit up and get ready to board!‡ Your experiences are waiting!
* Needs are subjective and not always based on reality. Guests may obtain new perspectives, uncover emotional trauma, or develop a better outlook on life.
† Experiences may lead to altered brain chemistry, physical changes in the brain, a distortion of reality, and irrational fears. Please warn your loved ones ahead of time that you might return to them a fundamentally different person.††
†† We also advise guests to warn their loved ones that they may decide not to return. We offer generous packages for our residents that wish to remain on the Space Station indefinitely.
‡ Caution: Once on the space station, you must remain there until your journey is complete. Failure to do so may cause temporal incursions, brain damage, or fatality. The Space Station does not claim fault for any galactic or personal injuries incurred during your visit.
