Sleepy Hedgehog Society - A Terribly Odd State of Affairs - Item One
Fair Warning: This book requires multiple readings, occasional head-tilting and a deep appreciation for bureaucratic absurdity. (Not advised for readers who insist upon linear narratives or pages filed in perfect order).
A restored collection of documents and notes, once believed lost. These pages have reappeared and are now being quietly made available.
Catalogued by L. Hamilton White, Curator and Head Restorer at the Royal Bogglington Hollow Museum, this artefact offers an introduction to the Society: a group of scholars, hedgerow agents and observers devoted to documenting the daily occurrences in the village of Bogglington Hollow.
Inside this item you will find:
- Meeting minutes with margin notes and footnotes
- Field notes on marmalade incidents, toast peculiarities and postal irregularities
- Society correspondence showing signs of marmalade activity
- Early reports from the Garden Gnome Documentation Department
While not an official history, Item One contains observations both important and curious. Best read with tea and a degree of caution.
Pages have been known to reshuffle. Words occasionally wander. Nothing is fully explained. Everything has been carefully observed. Very little has been solved.
This edition is presented as a museum reproduction, complete with filing notes, stamps, tea stains and archival wear. Intended for those who suspect something noteworthy might be happening in the village allotments, just beyond where they were looking.
Reproduced with care by the Royal Bogglington Hollow Museum. Published for archival purposes. Some scuffing is expected. Unusual handling may occur.
