My Clingy Girlfriend

What is a clingy girlfriend?A clingy girlfriend will go through your phone.She will destroy the contact numbers of every other girlon your phone.She will delete your Facebook profile.And will give you forty-five missed calls in the sixty minutesyou put your phone on silent for an office presentation.A clingy girlfriend will say:'Carry two sets of fully charged mobile batteries so youcan be in touch with me. Always.''In my dream, you were flirting with some other girl andthen ended up in bed. Dreams are a manifestation of someact that is carried out in daily life. Are you cheating onme?''You have issues. You need to get therapy. Are you cheatingon me?'And the worst one:'Why aren't we married yet?'Obrokranti Banerjee's girlfriend ticks all of these, andmore. Caught between wanting to break up, and thefear that he'll never find another girlfriend if he does,Obrokranti finds himself doing things he never imagined:watching Shah Rukh Khan movies, having to fast withher on karva chauth, and perhaps worst of all, having hisgirlfriend join him on a boys' night out!Bestselling author Madhuri Banerjee brings to you anuproariously howl-arious account of a simple Bengali boyin Mumbai who copes, mopes and hopes to find logic andreasoning with his clingy girlfriend. It's writing Madhuri'snever done before and promises to change her name if youdon't laugh at least five times while reading this book!You know you have one too. This is your story. My ClingyGirlfriend.