Lewd Dungeon Adventures
The Shattered Dildo: An Adult Role-Playing Game for Couples
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Lewd Dungeon Adventures
Description
Welcome to Lewd Dungeon Adventures, an adult role-playing game for couples.
The city of Evershade was once the pinnacle of arcane knowledge and magical prowess, a place where the greatest mages gathered to weave spells of immense sexual power. Centuries ago, a cataclysmic event caused by the creation of a powerful artifact, the Ultimate Dildo 9000, led to the city's downfall. The artifact, a glass dildo that magically reshapes to fit the user's preferred orifice for ultimate pleasure, was fractured into three pieces during the disaster. The devastation was so great that it caused the city to fall into ruin and become lost to the outside world.
In the present day, the ruins of Evershade have become nothing more than a legend whispered among scholars and treasure hunters. Hidden within the Foreverwood Forest, the city waits, its powerful magic dormant but not extinguished. Rumors have emerged of a mad sorceress who has taken up residence within the ruins, seeking to harness the power of the Ultimate Dildo 9000 and twist it for nefarious purposes.
The Hero is approached by a cloaked figure who reveals themselves to be a scholar of sexual arcane history. They have spent their life researching Evershade and have finally discovered its location. However, they need a Cummancer to navigate the forest, overcome the city's defenses, and retrieve the pieces of the Ultimate Dildo 9000 before it falls into the mad sorceress' hands.
This module features two different areas, so it can be split into two sessions, contains a drinking game, a cocktail recipe, and 5 Special Scenarios.
This adventure requires the following props:
• Tokens (this could be pocket change, poker chips, or any
identical game pieces)
• A cock ring, if the Hero is male, or a nipple erector set, if
the Hero is female.
• A ball gag
• A blindfold
• Something to bind the hands
• A glass dildo
Shipping & Processing
This item is in stock with our supplier and usually ships within 3–5 business days.
Processing times
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- Special orders: Some supplier items, such as specialist and imported items, titles awaiting reprint and print-on-demand titles, take longer to arrive. If your order includes one, we’ll update you as soon as we hear from our supplier.
- Supplier delays: Occasionally a supplier is delayed, or their stock information turns out to be inaccurate. We’ll keep your order open for up to 60 days. If an item hasn’t shipped or isn’t on its way to us by then, we’ll cancel that item and refund it.
How accurate is availability?
Availability is based on the stock levels our suppliers tell us they hold, and we update it regularly. If a supplier issue affects your order, we’ll let you know with an updated estimate.
Delivery
- As soon as your order ships you’ll get an email with tracking.
- Australia Post usually delivers within 2–10 business days of shipping (around 4 in metro areas and around 6 in regional areas).
- If your order has more than one item, we hold the in-stock items until everything is ready, so we can ship your whole order together in one parcel.
- Shipping cost: Free on orders over $100 within Australia, otherwise $9.95 flat rate per order however many items you buy. Free shipping applies to Australian addresses only; delivery to New Zealand is $14.95 per order.
- Check your address: If an order goes to an incorrect address you gave us, or isn’t collected and Australia Post returns it to us, you’ll need to pay the postage to send it again.
Cancellations
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- Within 30 minutes: You can change or cancel your order for a full refund within 30 minutes of placing it.
- After 30 minutes: Your order is already being processed, so it can no longer be changed or cancelled. If we can accept a late cancellation, we may offer store credit instead of a refund.
- Items in transit: Once an item is on its way, either from our supplier to us or from us to you, it can’t be cancelled. If you no longer want it once it arrives, you can return it as a change of mind, with return postage at your cost. See Returns.
- Separate orders can’t be combined once they’ve been placed, and adding or swapping items can change the delivery estimate.
- Supplier delays: Occasionally a supplier is delayed, or their stock information turns out to be inaccurate. We’ll keep your order open for up to 60 days. If an item hasn’t shipped or isn’t on its way to us by then, we’ll cancel that item and refund it.
Faulty or damaged items are always covered. See Returns.
Returns
Damaged or incorrect items (within 30 days)
If an item arrives damaged or isn’t what you ordered, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We may ask for a photo, and if we need the item back we’ll send a prepaid return label, so it costs you nothing. You’ll receive a replacement or refund, as guaranteed under the Australian Consumer Law.
Change of mind (within 30 days)
We offer a refund or store credit for change of mind within 30 days of purchase when:
- you have your proof of purchase;
- the item is unused and in its original condition and packaging;
- it isn’t a sale item, special order, custom item or gift voucher.
You pay the postage to return change-of-mind items. Change-of-mind returns aren’t available for print-on-demand titles or bulk orders with special pricing.
Returned to sender
If an order is sent to an incorrect address you gave us, or isn’t collected and Australia Post returns it to us, you’ll need to pay the postage to send it again.