Kozy Krampus
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Kozy Krampus
Description
We arrive yet again at the end of it all: the dreaded holiday season, where everything is too bright, nothing is where it should be, and you will be constantly hounded by the persistent dread of having forgotten something very important. And traffic will be totally and utterly f*cked all the way to the mall. We are doomed.
But there may still be some spark in these fading minutes before the heat death of the universe, before the last tear is shed, and before the last present is unwrapped. Madness awaits, surely, but there may still be light to guide us to a distant haven. Come with us, once again, across this desolate doomscape of humanity's own creation.
Kozy Krampus contains 29 stories of the nocturnal monstrosities that slither down our chimneys while the coals cool and quiet, of the awkward terrors that lurk within pretty boxes with prettier bows, of the doom that creeps into our bowels as we cram yet another slice of sticky, gummy, oh-what-the-hell-is-this? fruitcake into our mouths.
These are the horrors visited upon us by family, festivities, and futility. You will get the wrong gift for someone who cares too deeply about material things. You will recoil too often from someone who merely wants to snuggle during the winter months. You will wait up all night for someone to come save you, knowing full well that they will never arrive.
Welcome to the cozy cosmic horror of the holiday season.
Edited by Mark Teppo & Frances Lu-Pai Ippolito
The full table of contents is as follows:
• Sara Wilson - "'Tis the Season"
• Martha Hipley - "He's Coming"
• Em Starr - "Dead Wood"
• Michael Huyck - "Of Wilbur, Trains, and Snails"
• Ryan Van Ells - "Alive As He Could Be"
• Margo Pecha - "Aged to Perfection"
• Devan Barlow - "Hanukkah Kraken"
• L. E. Daniels - "Krampus Air"
• Chris J. Karr - "Luminarias"
• Sydney Sylvester - "White Elephant"
• Edward St. Boniface - "Dag It, You Fungi from Yuggoth!"
• Peter Damien • "On the Ice"
• Megan Lee Beals - "Toyco Esoteric Order of the Rescue Pups"
• Lauren Taylor Bak - "Merry Kissmas, Love Cthulhu"
• John Klima - "Fire is the Winter's Fruit"
• Colleen Anderson - "You'll Be Home for Christmas"
• KB Willson - "Snowflake"
• EB Helveg - "What the Heavens Rede"
• Tobby Hagler - "Sin-Eater Claws"
• Jack Stein - "As Red as Any Blood"
• Bethany Browning - "Take Her"
• J. Rohr - "The Chesire's Killer Cousin"
• Elad Haber - "Deep and Dark"
• Chris Baker - "'The I Night I Defeated the Demon of Winter' from Chapter XLVIII of the autobiography of Sir Gottfried von Berlichingen"
• John Tures - "The Ugly Christmas Sweater from Hell"
• Erik Grove - "Not Just for Christmas"
• Brian U. Garrison - "Holiday Offerings"
• Nat Reiher - "It Used to Get Cold At Christmas"
• Kevin Wetmore "Frau Perchta's Handmade Christmas - A Holiday Guide to the Perfect Home, Foreword by Knecht Ruprecht, Translated from the German by Kevin Wetmore "
Shipping & Processing
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Processing times
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- Special orders: Some supplier items, such as specialist and imported items, titles awaiting reprint and print-on-demand titles, take longer to arrive. If your order includes one, we’ll update you as soon as we hear from our supplier.
- Supplier delays: Occasionally a supplier is delayed, or their stock information turns out to be inaccurate. We’ll keep your order open for up to 60 days. If an item hasn’t shipped or isn’t on its way to us by then, we’ll cancel that item and refund it.
How accurate is availability?
Availability is based on the stock levels our suppliers tell us they hold, and we update it regularly. If a supplier issue affects your order, we’ll let you know with an updated estimate.
Delivery
- As soon as your order ships you’ll get an email with tracking.
- Australia Post usually delivers within 2–10 business days of shipping (around 4 in metro areas and around 6 in regional areas).
- If your order has more than one item, we hold the in-stock items until everything is ready, so we can ship your whole order together in one parcel.
- Shipping cost: Free on orders over $100 within Australia, otherwise $9.95 flat rate per order however many items you buy. Free shipping applies to Australian addresses only; delivery to New Zealand is $14.95 per order.
- Check your address: If an order goes to an incorrect address you gave us, or isn’t collected and Australia Post returns it to us, you’ll need to pay the postage to send it again.
Cancellations
Need to change or cancel an order? Contact us as soon as possible at contact@bookloop.com.au or through our contact page.
- Within 30 minutes: You can change or cancel your order for a full refund within 30 minutes of placing it.
- After 30 minutes: Your order is already being processed, so it can no longer be changed or cancelled. If we can accept a late cancellation, we may offer store credit instead of a refund.
- Items in transit: Once an item is on its way, either from our supplier to us or from us to you, it can’t be cancelled. If you no longer want it once it arrives, you can return it as a change of mind, with return postage at your cost. See Returns.
- Separate orders can’t be combined once they’ve been placed, and adding or swapping items can change the delivery estimate.
- Supplier delays: Occasionally a supplier is delayed, or their stock information turns out to be inaccurate. We’ll keep your order open for up to 60 days. If an item hasn’t shipped or isn’t on its way to us by then, we’ll cancel that item and refund it.
Faulty or damaged items are always covered. See Returns.
Returns
Damaged or incorrect items (within 30 days)
If an item arrives damaged or isn’t what you ordered, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We may ask for a photo, and if we need the item back we’ll send a prepaid return label, so it costs you nothing. You’ll receive a replacement or refund, as guaranteed under the Australian Consumer Law.
Change of mind (within 30 days)
We offer a refund or store credit for change of mind within 30 days of purchase when:
- you have your proof of purchase;
- the item is unused and in its original condition and packaging;
- it isn’t a sale item, special order, custom item or gift voucher.
You pay the postage to return change-of-mind items. Change-of-mind returns aren’t available for print-on-demand titles or bulk orders with special pricing.
Returned to sender
If an order is sent to an incorrect address you gave us, or isn’t collected and Australia Post returns it to us, you’ll need to pay the postage to send it again.