
How to Stay Out of Prison
ABOUT THE BOOK
Hello ladies. What on earth are you doing here? Didn’t you see the warning sign on the door? Don’t you know I wrote this book for, beginners and blockheads, who I’m just trying to domesticate so you don’t have to put them in the Doghouse. It’s a lonely place you know.
Okay, so you want to change your man (maybe even for a different one – God forbid). Yes, I’m sure you have told him about your needs many times over, but he won’t listen – right! In fact, one could say that he has even been given a book about everything he needs to know – YOU. All you’re really trying to say is that you love him, and need him to love you back.
Well, why not give another man a go – ME. No, I don’t mean trade him in. Rather, just give him this book. It has plenty of humour, and was written by a man who understands things about your man. After all, it takes a blockhead to understand another blockhead doesn’t it?
It’s all about mystery stuff – that is, as far as men are concerned. Who knows, you may even discover a few hidden mysteries yourself. So what about buying this book for him or leaving it somewhere he can see it? He is at least going to like the title.
Men, if you actually bought this book for yourself you probably don’t need it as much as some. However, if your partner gave it to you, it’s going to unlock a few things about women that may just blow your mind. My mind was blown away, by what I discovered about the opposite sex, when I was about twenty six years old. The book is about what I have learnt about women over a forty year period through personal experience, research, and contemplation – and by endeavouring to put certain principles into practice.
Men, be warned, the book contains dog themes. Please don’t be offended, but I had to get the message across using the closest analogy I could find to describe men’s behaviour. I would now like to share the knowledge I’ve gained with you. It can be a dog of a life without it.
Good luck, and I hope it helps someone, somewhere, somehow.
Regards
James
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