Holy Water Hurts

It's 2007, and in the rain-soaked streets of Seattle Washington, Parker is fighting

for his life in more ways than one.

Not only is he a starving artist running away from a past that, like him,

refuses to stay dead.

But after one bender too many, he now finds himself deep in the

underworld of vampire hunting while also battling the same infection he's hellbent on eradicating.

Parker's grapple with his agonizing reality of turning into the very monsters

he hunts proves to be the most terrifying creature he's faced...

That is until a bloodthirsty tycoon promises to make Parker the latest pawn

in their undead game.

But Parker -our emo, drug addled, vegan vampire- and his loyal, if not

unconventional, chosen family refuses to be shaken.

Together, -a hippie engineering dropout, a second generation vampire

researcher, a spunky second generation vampire hunter, and a "reformed" drug

dealer- race against all odds to decipher the terms and conditions of this

monstrous contract.

As the struggle intensifies, Parker and his friends work to help him reclaim

his humanity while battling their own demons as well.

In this thrilling blend of horror, humor, and heartfelt moments Holy Water

Hurts: A Vampire's Guide To Vampire Hunting delves deep into the battle of

self-acceptance and the eternal struggle of right and wrong in a world where the

line between vampire and vampire hunter is all too thin.