"Dustified: Tall Tales From A Tired Old Trollop", is a rollicking journey through the true-life story of a music business insider. It is a personal journey through one of the most interesting lives you'll ever share. "Dustified" is a laugh out loud tome of the life of Dusty White, the self-appointed Queen of Everything. She has hilariously survived nearly every situation a girl who arose from abject poverty into the limelight of many famous people, can possibly 'endure'. You will laugh as she creates her own utopia. Haven't you always wondered what it is like to be an entertainment insider? What it's like to travel the country with the rich and famous? Now, you can travel this journey, first hand. Dusty manages steady control over situations that most people only dream they could tackle. Others will be grateful they never had any such dreams. Everyone who reads her uproarious chronicles will be entertained. She is fond of saying she's been everywhere, "from the outhouse to the White House." Follow her journey as a small town girl from backwoods Tennessee, to the bright lights of Nashville-Music City USA. Enjoy her fearless, jovial escapades as a tiny little girl with the mouth of a sailor, to a grown-up, flame-haired siren, determined to rule the world. Her multiple marriages, stints as a singer, dancer, actress and general rebel, are pricelessly told in her sparkling style. Her roles as a music business professional with one of the largest music publishers in the world, then with one of the most famous radio stations on the planet and finally with one of the primo music trade magazines in the world, will offer up many titillating tales of Music City Mayhem. According to all who know her, anything that is unnatural looking, bizarre and off-kilter, has probably been "Dustified." Dusty feels she is a drag queen at heart; a flamboyant gay man in a woman's body. She is just automatically drawn to anything that glitters, animal print EVERYTHING and 6" tall pumps. She considers flat a mortal sin. No flat hair, flat boobs or flat shoes for her. Flat shoes give her the vapors and will only be worn in hell! An encounter with Dusty will never be forgotten. Dusty is someone you will really want to know and "Dustified" is something you'll want to share with you friends. From the very first sentence to the last, you will be solidly entertained, laughing all the way. Let's just say that Dusty will never go down in the annals of time as a canon of good behavior. But, her joie de vivre at simply being alive, and doing so HER WAY, is unrivaled. You will leave this journey wanting to be "Dustified!" Dusty recounts her life and loves as she strove to fulfill her lifelong dream of being an entertainer. Along the way, she rubbed elbows and many other body parts with the rich and famous, as well as some of the infamous. Her colorful way of telling her story will transport you into the world of music, movies and glamour. It will also transport you into another realm as she talks about her family's role in helping hide out one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted for several years. Dusty describes herself as a fading Southern Belle who admits she is a tad to the left of center, and her pod may be a pea or two short! She thinks she may be the illegitimate daughter of Betty White (albeit a slightly "trampier" version). She is funny, irreverent and she WILL entertain you. Settle in, pour a stiff one and enjoy...soon you too will be "Dustified!"
