Revolting Rhymes

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This book is filled with revolting rhymes.
(Be warned- It's no ordinary Once upon a time).
There's poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds, because her Prince, he chops off heads!
Snow White's dwarfs although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice . . .
And what becomes of Goldilocks, that nasty thieving little louse, when she goes sneaking around the three bear's house . . .