I'll Mature When I'm Dead is theNew York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationallyunrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier-and a lot funnier.Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process-with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!